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gnomework

a word describing a small amount of homework.
I have gnomework to do tonight
by joel and james December 28, 2007
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Geometry class

You'll be in the minority if you are good at this. Don't be surprised if you're in a class of idiots who can't put two and two together. Unless you go to Thomas Jefferson...
"Man, I hate geometry class..."
"You probably suck at it too"
by davidcrazy101 March 28, 2015
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Dumb Bitch Gnome

If your suffering from Dumb Bitch Syndrome, the Dumb Bitch Gnome will find you, and break your phone. The Dumb Bitch Gnome (DBG) prefers expensive phones and, typically preys on drunk girls in washrooms, those who choose to ass pocket their phone, and those who have recently taken to duck facing their facebook, twitter, etc...

Symptoms include cracked screen app, water(often of the toilet variety) damage, "it wont turn on or charge or i don't know why", "i lost my phone", or "my phone got stolen, i hope no one finds those pictures".

Beware Siri has a direct line to the DBG and, frequently notifies the DBG upon receiving dumb questions.
Dude1 - "Kerren lost her phone last night at Dave's party"

Dude2 - "really man? thats like her 3rd one this year"

Dude1 - "serious dude, the Dumb Bitch Gnome has it out for her"
by RAMTAM December 26, 2011
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underwear-gnome

1.) One who looks around in another's underwear drawer.
2.) Someone with an underwear fetish.
I caught Steve sniffin Sarah's underwear like a little underwear-gnome.
by Skyler23 September 24, 2005
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Geometric Poop

Yo Kev, I heard Ty fucked you up on saturday.

Hells no cuz. I did that nigga up...Geometric Poop.
by izzybabiie February 24, 2009
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Geometry

1. A really stupid class that nobody could ever pass or understand, even if they got a hundred and ten on their Algebra test.

2. The purest form of torture that usually devils only teach

3. The class that most sociable people talk, pass notes, text, sleep ect. in.

4. A word that makes most cry, get bored to death, go jump off a cliff, or perhaps even kick their ugly math teacher.

5. Another word for sickness or death or weirdness or something

6. Something that teachers say has to do with math, but really doesn't have crap to do with any sort of math typed thing. In fact, it is only a period of complete uselessness. (see def. #3)
"I suffered a terrible geometry the other day. Yes, it left me nearly lifeless."

Our teacher had us wave papers in the air and say "Geometria" in some type of cannibal chant.

He said geometry and I burst into tears.
by Kaela Burr November 1, 2007
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ass gnome

midget born through someones ass
by fatboy August 29, 2003
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