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General Cockhead

Your everyday dickhead who doesn't have a mind of their own so they have to follow all the latest trends and fads in order to fit in. They're usually found loitering around shopping malls and making homosexual poses on facebook. They refuse to play any music that they actually like because they feel insecure so they just listen to the tracks on the latest so fresh cd just to play it safe.

A general cockhead often brushes their hair to the side like Justin Bieber, wears short fluro shorts (Usually green, red or blue), a snapback hat and rosary beads as a fassion accessory rather then a religious symbol. They're often spotted driving around in done up rodeo utes of if they're to young to get their liscence they ride scooters instead.

If the general cockhead is a female, she is always posting photoshoped pictures of herself half naked with oversized sunglasses on facebook while making a face similar to a duck.
Jake: OMFGz DAVID GUETTA IZ THE BEST DJ EVA!!!!!

Tom: You're such a general cockhead, you're only saying that because everyone else likes him. Grow some balls, some self esteem and find something you actually like.
by Con Cuthbert January 17, 2012
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General brown

After you blow your load on a chicks face, you shit on her stomach. Then you stand up over her and salute.
Did Ian seriously general brown that chick last night?
by Leapinglenny February 16, 2019
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generative ontology

The hypothesis that religion emerged as a paradigm to protect consciousness from destroying language.
Generative ontology argues that religion (narrative ego) and all mythologies are a promise to the consciousness by the super-conscious (mind) that language will one day be destroyed.
by metawave July 5, 2019
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Social Genealogy

The management, discovery, study, search for, archiving and/or dissemination of a person's social media content. Such content could comprise of but is not limited to all the material involved with social media profile entries, text/sms and mms messages, emails, instant messages, and voicemails.
While Sean was looking for an email that he had received last year, it dawned on him that he was involved in his own Social Genealogy.
by axeman0115 November 18, 2012
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look at me generation

Anyone born between 1990-2000. The look at me generation favors youtube, reality tv, constant status updates, twitter posts, bright clothing, and anything else that may attract attention to oneself. (Not excluding self mutilation and profuse hard drug use.) See EMO, RAVER, CANDY KID
I'm glad my little molly was born after the look at me generation! They're all such fuck ups!
by candy kid October 29, 2009
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Lake Geneva

Primarily a tourist town in Southeastern Wisconsin, facilitating many Chicago and Northern Illinois vacationers.
p1. "Hey Bob, what are you doing this weekend?"
p2. "Oh, Sally and I are taking the kids up to Lake Geneva."
P1. "I hear the traffic officers there are terrible in the summer."
p2. "You know what they say: 'Lake Geneva, come on vacation, leave on probation.'"
by Veronica Odden October 22, 2006
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