Foster Gecko

A Foster Gecko is a person who is unemployed and is chronically online.

This guy is a real foster gecko, hope he leaves his room and turns off his computer one day.

by HuevoEggMexican May 30, 2024

Gecko

A slang word used in jest by ingenuous males to normalize rape culture.

I gave this girl the gecko last night, she didn't actually climb up the wall but I needed a way to make raping her and lack of consent laughable.

by Awaythroat April 23, 2020

Crested Gecko

Little Green & Brown Reptiles

Uses:

Zach owns a crested gecko

by SirSquirethouFish June 13, 2023

gecko

To euthanize an animal for an easy life, regardless of value

That $20,000 ram is lame again. Should I try this course of treatment from the vet? Nah, I'll just gecko it and avoid the hassle.

by Unlacedgecko December 21, 2023

Hawaiian Gecko

In the Ancient Times, Hawaiians referred Midgets as “Hawaiian Gecko’s”.

“God damn bro you see that Midget”?
“Bro we’re in Hawaii that’s a Hawaiian Gecko”.

by Mace34Black February 9, 2023

yelping gecko

When having sex with a girl against a wall and you say very casually that you have aids

Jack "hey can i tell you something"

Emma "What?"

Jack "I have aids"

Emma "YELP"* trying to get away but there was wall behind me

Jack "ha yelping gecko"

by mega troller November 12, 2013

Gecko Maria

A villain that gives souls to other objects with a portuguese custard pie and a little mustache on his face.

oh no gecko maria

by sannsan November 21, 2021