gay?

The shortest pick-up line a man can say to another man.

(stranger meets stranger)
gay?
you better believe it
(they start making out and taking off clothes)

by UrbanPrick July 24, 2012

gay

1. Attracted to the same sex, and ONLY the same sex.

2. A word immature assholes use to describe anything that sucks, without regard to its actual sexuality.

Disclaimer: I am straight, but I do try to be mature most of the time.

1. Bush is currently on a campaign to ban gay marriages. I'm neutral on this issue.

2. GameCube? More like GAYCube!

by dj_gs68 March 28, 2004

Gay

Gayness is defined by the inability to sit normally on a chair

Person one: bruhhh why are you sitting like that are you gay or something

You: yes.

by Bob thy french baguette November 27, 2021

Gay

A word used by eighth graders to describe anything "cool" or "hip". At least, that's what they told me.

"Yo, John! That sweater is gay as fuck"

by DATmetalBOI March 22, 2018

(Not Gay)

Adding (Not Gay) to something, regardless of its content, makes it completely heterosexual.

Guy 1: "My penis is very small and smells of prawns, my friend who I experiment with (NOT GAY) says it makes him feel sick to suck it, but his penis is nice, I like to suck that. I know I can't make my penis bigger, but I want it to stop smelling of prawns, I shower every other day and spend 5minutes with a sponge doing vigorous rubbing untill my end is sore, but no it still smells. help?"

Guy 2: "There goes a man who is completely heterosexual."

by AnonPGT April 27, 2008

Gay

Someone who is also referred and known as a homosexual, nature's abnormality and a failed gene in the DNA that created a mistake and malfunction in the newborn's hormonal compass.
In other words a degenerated anal kink lover is born cuz of a failed gene.

People reproduce, the key goes in the keyhole,not the key goes in the key.

A:"Hey Gary, what you think of gays?"
B:"Those guys who spread aids in the 80s through anal orgies and shove their genitals where shit comes from?"
A:"Uhhh.... Yeah"
B:"I think I'm gonna be sick"

by Vriska Lee August 22, 2022

Gay

The feeling of being endangered and/or being stalked from behind.

It's feels gay in here, I must be in danger.

by ReverzeCarnage February 03, 2023