Garrett

The most amazing guy ever. He has the kindest heart and the best spirit. His eyes are a blueish turquoise that will draw any girl in close. He is sporty and handsome and anything a girl wants. If you ever get this guy, DO NOT let go. You’d be loosing so much. Kiss him like there’s no other, cause trust me. There isn’t.

Me: omg there’s Garrett!!!
Friend 1: ooh go get him girl
Friend 2: I’m going to pull him over here
Me: wait what no!!
*friend 2 pulls him by the arm*
Garrett: uh ok I’m confused
Me: uhh... *blushing*
Friend 1: *shoves me into garrett*
Me: eek.
*friends rush away*

Garrett: *catches* woah are you okay?
Me: y-yah
Garrett: wow your beautiful
Me: thanks *kisses*
Garrett: *kisses back*

by Just_saying**~~ September 19, 2019

Garrett Boy

The gayyest boy ever I dont want him to be in this room pleasae leave garrett why your annoyying

Hey Garrett boy get the f*** out

by The one who hates Garrett January 28, 2020

Garretted

When you have to shit so bad, but are forced to hold it in and don’t quite make it to the toilet. Having to leave your pants, shoes and socks in the bathroom while leave dressed like Donald Duck

Cameron: dude hurry up I gotta shit.

Mike: pulls into chevron watching Cameron waddle in the bathroom.

Cameron: (texting mike) dude I didn’t make it. I GARRETTED. How many people are out there

by T.F.M. March 13, 2020

Garrosh

Garrosh Hellscream is a powerful warrior and leader of the orc race from the Blizzard universe and game World of Warcraft. He is one of the most controversial "heroes" of the Horde in the MMORPG . He has committed a number of acts in his lengthy career that have arguably pushed him very near the category of a tyrant. To some, he is only a hero.

Garrosh Hellscream is the greatest leader the Horde has ever had

by Blizzardix May 15, 2020

garrobero

A person who hunts lizards

"ese vato casa lagartijas! Es un garrobero."

by Speedfreak1 April 22, 2021

Garrett Cantiflas Icenhower

A swell lad, one who perhaps isn't straight but overall still gives everyone a great time.

~Man I just pulled a Garrett Cantiflas Icenhower on that guy

~No freaking way you just Garrett Cantiflas Icenhower'ed

~Both: SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKKSKSKSKSsksksksk

by Sneed d'Elaine September 19, 2021

garropolo

the QB on the 49ers that throws the ball but it lags in the air so he throws a pick

i saw jimmy garropolo in the bedroom with ben shaw and he threw his balls into his anus but it lagged so he missed

jimmy g be throwing more picks than a tiki mask bruh

garropolo is like if a wanker had a seizure while fucking himself

by balec December 23, 2021