TENGEN TOPPA GURREN-LAGANN

A show so overwhelmingly EPIC that the name itself deserves CAPS! I can't even begin to explain Gainax's anime masterpiece! Something so GAR, so EPIC,so Badass, that the universe itself implodes in the presence of this glorious mech!!!! You think you know what EPIC is? Well you have not seen EPIC until you've seen TTGL. The one Anime that surpasses EPIC with flying colors!! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK IT IS?!?!?!

Simon and Kamina's speech from episode 8: "Whether it be impossible or laughable, Great men open up paths of battle! If there's a wall, we break it down! If there's no path, we'll make one with these hands! The heart's magma burns with flames! Everlasting combination: Gurren Lagann! Me...Us...WHO THE H*** DO YOU THINK WE ARE?!"

Dude 1: Holy shitbiscuit bagel balls!
Dude 2: What?!
Dude 1: You F___ing missed it! Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann just absorbed a Big Bang focused directly at him....AND TURNED IT INTO RAW ENERGY!!!!!
Dude 2: FUUUUCCKK!!! REWIND IT!!!
Dude 1: Prepare to shit yourself!

by Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann April 11, 2009

victory gardens

The most hood part of Dover NJ. This is where the crime occurs, do not go out at night here in unless you want to get shot. This place is run by thugs when it gets dark as in if you're not from there stay the fuck out

I saw five thugs walking through victory gardens at night as I drove through and locked my car

by Hella fine July 12, 2014

Garrens BallBarrens

Garrens BallBarrens is the act of titty fucking a girl upside down while your balls are in her mouth. Her mouth should be filled half way with lukewarm water and while you are titty fucking her she gargles the water with the balls in her mouth giving the sensation of a ballcuzy(a jaccuzi for your balls).

"Yo man i was trying to get this chick to give me a Garrens BallBarrens last night but my water heater was broken"

"Hey can I use your microwave?"
"Yea sure why?
"I gotta heat up some water. Im trying to give this girl a Garrens BallBarrens bruh."

"Garrens BallBarrens"

by Animal House HI December 9, 2012

Garrett

Garrett's are the kind that will either rub you the wrong way at first, then win you over quickly, if he cares to. Or, you will click with him right away. You'll be confused when he's an asshole, and then on the same subject make you feel amazing, usually within' the same sentence. He's the kind to push you, because he believes in you. He'll smile that wicked smile, and your knees will go weak. He'll flip his hair, and send shivers down your spine. Oh, he also has a great ass. He's a cocky son of a bitch. He's a know-it-all, and knows it, gloats it. He'll make you want to learn, to better your self, to conquer the world. Thoughts of him, will push you to go further. Careful though, take care, you'll be head-over-heels in love before you realize, and because of this, you accept only being his friend. Taking the opportunity to form a great relationship. And absorbing all you can from him. He will be one of the greatest people you fall in love with, but an ever greater friend.

Stop being such a Garrett.

by PinkStars September 27, 2014

Gardendale

A place of perpetual misery for all those contained therein, i.e. the butthole of Alabama. A place where a solid 80% of the males are pricks and/or douchebags, and a solid 70% of the females are sluts and/or amateur prostitutes. A favorite pastime of the locals is hanging out in various parking lots such as these favorites: Foodland, Taco Bell, Civic Center (but not past 9pm), and Waffle House. A place where flavored dip, enormous trucks, Polo, Costas, and country music are the favorite topics of conversation.

I'm about to head to Gardendale, to go sit in a parking lot and dip.

by portsmouthout May 28, 2011

Lady Gardener

The term for a female who enjoys tending to another lady's garden (genital area). See lady garden.

That butch bird over there - I bet she's a right lady gardener.

by Mark Chapman April 28, 2007

Put you in the rose garden

1. To physically carry a human into the Rose Garden and hold them there to see Oksana debut her new album live.

2. To kill and burry your wife, girlfriend, or babies momma because she doesn't love you and you deserve to be blown.

Nicole Brown Simpson: Hey Babe my friend Ronald Goldman and I are going to go make some grilled cheese sandmmiches at my place, you want me to save ya one?

OJ Simpson: You fucking cunt you better not.... I swear to God I'll drive over there and put you in the rose garden, I'm capable!

by RAOBEY August 25, 2010