garlic spread

Having sex with garlic bread and/or having garlic bread present in the bedroom.

"Took my old lady home and had a garlic spread last night. It was both awesome and delicious."

by ThurgoodMarshall July 13, 2016

garlic noodles

Ghetto noodles with lots of fucking butter and garlic salt, tall glass of blue lemonade kool-aid on the side

Yo Jamal, my mom made us garlic noodles

by Kblue1997 June 10, 2016

Garlic Gooch

What happens when an Italian chick doesn't wash her hands before masturbating after making pasta sauce all day

"Ey, I was about to give-a yo sister a tongue-a bashing, but-a she has-a the Garlic Gooch"

by GaryTheHairyScaryMan December 2, 2017

garlic sausage

A freakishly large Cuban penis

Did you see that garlic sausage?!

by Penisman69420allaboutdicks January 25, 2018

Garlic pressing

Pooping in the shower and smashing it down the drain with your foot.

Garlic pressing - I had to go so bad that I garlic pressed that shit.

by Bdubbs281 July 3, 2018

Garlic Butter

Garlic Butter-
a violent greasy liquid used to prevent your enemies from caressing your earlobes.
(Suggestion: Attack best used whence spraying at the enemy rather than pouring. Though if you feel the need to penetrate enemy with such substance, so be it; that works too.)

Example:

Gerald *fills pressure washer with garlic butter*
Ann: Gerald, what the hell?!
Gerald: A n n; do y o u wanna fucking die in the earlobe apocalypse?!
Ann:.....well...no.
Gerald: then f u c k o f f.
Ann: *f u c k i n g a w a y f r o m g e r a l d*
Gerald: Bashiba, Ann
Ann: B a s h i b a Gerald.*eyebrow wiggle*

by Oh_its_just_you.-. August 10, 2018

Garlic sausage

The name of a sexual act, when a person eats a lot of garlic before giving a blowjob.

My cock is still stinky from that garlic sausage I received the other day.

by Onrops September 18, 2018