JM Welsh Gaff

When someone says “sex” when they meant to say “Success” or vice versa. Originating from Popular YouTuber JackSucksAtLife who made this mistake in the now infamous “Poor Jack” moment

Interviewer Laura Rutledge had a JM Welsh Gaff this week when she asked Coach Saban how he dealt with “all the sex he been having lately,” when she meant to ask about his success late in the season.

by 010Rusty December 10, 2025

Gaff

1. The act of kissing someone with tongue - slang term used in Scotland

2. The place someone lives

1. I gaffed the burd I’m talking to last night
2. Come round to ma gaff

by Sting December 31, 2019

Jacks Gaff

To get absolutely smashed at jacks scanners gaff

Here I just went to jacks gaff and got wasted

by Gyro man June 17, 2022

Lezbo gaff

House of lesbians

Let’s book it to the lezbo gaff.

by Kippybitch July 23, 2019

Gaff

Slang for cigarettes gotten from the word gaffer

I'm going to puff a gaff

by Cosmol March 1, 2023

jodies gaff

eh place where ye get stoned off yer nut and sucks a lot a dick

yo lets go tae jodies gaff fam

by fatbois March 14, 2018

gaff banger

someone who invites loads of people to their gaff to shag them and their friends do the same in all rooms of the house

ahh stay away from mike he’s a gaff banger

by toenails> August 21, 2019