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totes my goats

slang for totally, used between full grown men in a bro-mantic relationship, to convey their excitement to a suggestion. Made popular by Paul Rudd's character in I Love You, Man.
Sydney: Dude, we should rock out sometime.
Peter: Totally.... totes my goats.

Guy 1: let's go downtown and pick up some hot chicks!
Guy 2: Totes my goats!
by SuperBabs April 6, 2009
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goatse

A disgusting picture of a man stretching his anus extremely wide.
-Hey you know what goatse is?
-no, what is it?
-check this website out!
-oh god it's horrible!
-hahaha!
by Jack Wang 3 April 20, 2009
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Goatse Dance,The

A dance move where one places their hands together in front of their face,with their fingers closed in a fist as if gripping an object, and slowly pulling their hands appart revealing their grinning face. See Goatse.
"He was going ok with her, then he started doing the Goatse Dance. She knew what it was and got grossed out"
by GoatMaster303 March 27, 2005
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goatsmeller

a term to be used in a negative manner towards someone, especially when said person is being nosey, or "all up in your business"
"monique was talkin smack about me today. we all know that goatsmeller can't keep my name outta her mouth"
by Nanny Goat Teats April 22, 2008
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gatsby

a synonym for cool, swanky, or just generally off the hizzle
Nick D: "Yo, let's go to Il Teatro."
Nicholas D: "Yeah, that place is pretty gatsby."

Joe: "Did you ever read The Great Gatsby?"
Bob: "Yeah, that book is hella gatsby. Thanks for being in it, Jay."
Jay Gatsby: "No problem guys. Alright, let's go get mad Hemingway. I'm jonesing for a Martini."
by Nicholas D November 11, 2003
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Goats

Goats is a team comp in a game called Overwatch. The team comp was created when a team known as goats ran a comp of 3 tanks and 3 supports and didn’t lose a single game. The player base then realized the unstoppable force of such a comp. When a team feels as if there gonna lose or they want a free win, just go goats. The comp works wonders, all you need to do when using this trusty comp is follow 2 steps. Step 1: Press forward, Step 2: Win.
by Papi Chulo The 3rd December 29, 2018
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goatskin

old expression for a wine container now used in slang to cover the whole gambit of containers of alcoholic beverages.
Pass the goatskin before I die of thirst!
by Geoffrey Walker February 16, 2006
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