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Growing A Mustache

Something or Somebody that is just being gay, or is just pissing you off lately
Man work sucks, this place has been growing a mustache lately

Man, Willy's pissing me off, he's really been growing a mustache lately
by Timmy March 14, 2003
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Gloning

Noun: The act of being a gay loner. Someone who is actively being a loner in a gay fashion.
"Did you see Kara gloning yesterday"
"Yeah dude what a total gloner"
by Glone4Life November 15, 2012
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growing a mungo

When one begins to feel the symptoms of an erection, or in scientific terms, a boner. Usually this sets in within a few seconds of looking at Tila Tequila pics on the internet.
"Dude, turn off the Tila video. I'm totally growing a mungo over here!!"
by Chuck Green September 13, 2008
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Growing up

When a person learns to stop

Playing videogames (especially with Nintendo)
Being a follower (get a unique persona)
Wasting their time on Facebook (Facebook is boring, you no life)
Acting ghetto (includes dressing ghetto and speaking ghetto)
Saying words like "dude", "nigga", "noob", etc. (believe me most people I know who use these words are unsuccessful in life)
Making their parents mad (learn to respect your parents)
Being a fucking asshole (stop making people upset)
Fantasizing about their relatives (you know you thought dirty about a relative, stop lying)
Being patriotic (if you think this country is the best in the world, you probably never traveled to other countries)
Eating kiddie food (ravioli,grilled cheese with American cheese,etc. )
Waking up late (the more early you show up, the more money you earn)
Sharing things like clothes, shoes, cosmetics, etc. brothers/sisters (buy your own shit)
Using a cheap phone (get a fucking smartphone/android)
Caring about gossip (shut the fuck up and mind your own buisness)
Talkin lik dis(are you retarded or something?)
Dressing like a fruitcake (fucking weird)
Eating fast food (you know the people who like McDonalds right?)
Stop being one of the "popular" kids (most "popular" kids usually end up being losers)
Being lazy (self explanatory)
Getting acne breakouts (get Proactiv already)
Taking a bath (only take baths when you´re with someone else)
Being a pussy (get some confidence)
etc.
Bob: What the fuck happened to J? He doesn´t want to play videogames anymore!

Mr. Mann(teacher): He´s growing up. I could see him getting a mansion, beautiful wife, being successful for the rest of his life, and passing it down to his kids. You should look up to him.

Bob: Cool story bro, I´ll ask him on Facebook

Mr.Mann: He told me he deleted his Facebook

Bob: Shit he did! I guess he IS growing up...
by I´mYoGrandpaSoListenUp May 12, 2012
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growing nuts

When you are about to become insane.
Man 1 "Help me, im growing nuts"
Man 2 "No! I won't allow you to become insane"
by KKSS231 April 18, 2016
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Gloving

A sexual act where the female (or male) sticks their entire hand into their male partners foreskin. They then rub the head of the penis while their hand is fully inside the foreskin.
Guy 1: Did you smash your gf last night bro?

Guy 2: No not really, she did show me this new thing called gloving tho.

Guy 1: what the fuck
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Snow Globing

When your fella has his cock really close to your mouth , and before you suck it back in he surprises you by firing jizz up your nose. The resulting jizzy deluge fills up your nose with the signature salty aroma, which wafts around your nasal cavity like the little white bits in a snow globe.
Kate and Danny unintentionally indulged in a spot of snow globing during their Thursday night shag sesh.
by Misskittybubble May 7, 2021
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