glarglar

An alien unit of computation used in Matrioshka brain data centres. Often used to simulate human life.

⊑⟒⊬ ☌⎍⊬⌇, ⊑⍜⍙ ⋔⏃⋏⊬ glarglars ⎅⍜ ⍙⟒ ⋏⟒⟒⎅ ⏁⍜ ☌⟒⏁ ⏁⍜ ⌿⌰⏃⊬ ⏁⍜ ⏁⊑⟒ ⟒⋏⎅ ⍜⎎ ⏁⊑⟟⌇ ⊑⎍⋔⏃⋏ ⌰⟟⎎⟒ ⌇⟟⋔⎍⌰⏃⏁⍜⍀?

by Shadow51 June 9, 2020

Glasgow Broil

When you defecate on a barbeque grill, then ignite the grill...or when human feces is placed on a BBQ that is already ignited. A popular form of hijinks among inebriated individuals in Scotland's largest city.

Tommy got wasted on Corona Seltzers last night to the point where he hopped the fence and cooked a Glasgow Broil on the neighbor's grill.

by Have Another Donut October 14, 2020

Glarg

Just being an absolute fucking Chad in all things you do in life!

I'm telling you that Ryan is a total Glarg! The way he played out that war in game and won 1st place, all while he had that sexy bitch just Glargging down on him!

by SweeterTee December 3, 2021

Glasgow Martini

1. A concoction containing codeine linctus (any brand) with any other spirit or mixer.

2. A Codeine based drink, where the Codeine is abused for its recreational value.

“She was found dead in Drumchapel after a few too many Glasgow martinis“

“You take your life into your hands with a Glasgow martini”

by Indyref2ElectricBoogaloo May 20, 2022

Galgul

A nickname for the name Gali, If you're being called galgul by your parents, you're either really short or really hot!

-Mom: Hey Galgul can you bring me a towel?
-Gali (Galgul): Sure mom!

by lolilover53 September 4, 2022

Alex Glargaard Christensen

A man with huge balls and confidence because of his huge balls

Homie1: your such a Alex Glargaard Christensen
Homie2: thanks for the ball suck and compliment

by Hugeballguy October 26, 2022

Glarg

to randomly hit computer keys on the keyboard. expresses emotions such as confusion, anger, and sheer boredom.

me:gosh ive been so sdfhosidjrlesijglkgopei lately. ya know?
her: no. i have no fucking clue what you're talking bout
me: bitch. im fucking glarging.
her:oh...*akward silence*

by JEWjew February 15, 2008