Penile germ

1) Any sort of STD.

2) An infection of the penis

3) a reference to a very small penis

1) "ive got a nasty penile germ"
2) He doesn't have a big dick, he has a penile germ

by mabolzichjjl September 28, 2010

forever germs

Germs coming from human feces, snot , and puke.

Keep your forever germs away from me.

by Crazy_asian01 April 17, 2016

Germ Donor

Someone who sneezes proudly and without protection.

Frank: Aatchoooo-ah!
Jim: Well thank you Germ Donor.

by peterbruce01 January 08, 2009

Germs on you

When your friend is sick and they jokingly want to give you their sickness.

Lily: *touches Katie* "Germs on you!!"
Katie: "Oi Lily!!"

by brooklynlikespizza April 26, 2022

It's Germ-x

A way to inform someone that a liquid on a table is just hand sanitizer. (Not to be confused with the phrase "you're an idiot")

A pregnant woman offers someone a towel to clean up " whatever is on the table." Someone else harmlessly replies: "It's Germ-x," and then gets sent to vice principal's office, where he is then sent to ISD for the rest of the day.

by Innocence. February 16, 2019

sperm germ

A sexually transmitted disease that is carried, delivered, or spread by the male species. (Examples; HIV, herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea)

Suzy: My vagina is very itchy and it hurts.
Jane: Is it a yeast infection?
Suzy: I met Bob at last weeks rave. We had sex twice, but I think he gave me a SPERM GERM.
Jane: Oh no! You better see a doctor.

by MuscleNuts November 30, 2012

germing

whacking your dick on a table and taking a mortar and pestle to grind at it for extra girth!

Hey man, let’s go germing at my house tonight!

by rock hard fairy February 26, 2024