fork tease

1) a person who insists on taking a picture of every restaurant meal she eats, and uploading it to social media, thus attempting to instill FOMO in her followers; 2) the same person, who slows down the dining process by trying to capture just the right lighting and angle for her picture, then sends the meal back because it "got cold"; 3) still the same person, who causes others to wait for an open table because she is more concerned with her internet image than eating

I hate it when Janice sends me pics of her filet mignon at Ruth's Chris. She's such a fork tease.

by henryiiplant August 16, 2017

Forkism

The action of using forks because you keep forgetting to put a spoon your lunch box; when you’ve given up on wanting spoons.

“Why are you using a fork for your yogurt?”
“Because I’ve converted to forkism and given up on spoons.”

by TheForkist March 10, 2018

forktown

Said triumphantly to annoy your opponent when you fork them in a game of chess.

Knight to c3, check
Forktown!

by eggfrypanonthebeat April 11, 2023

fatty fork

A fork that is left in a food dish for quick bites without all the work of getting a plate.

Who left a fuckin fatty fork in the cake pan!?

by Sunscreen89 September 1, 2016

shit fork

An advanced technique of unclogging a giant turd. Typically wielded by a man of high intelligence visiting a foreign country. A confident man doesn’t hesitate at a toilet clog, instead he grabs a a fork and says bitch get this now.

He takes the fork and begins aggressively rotating, almost as if he was making a milkshake. This breaks up the turd and allows it to be flushed after the 9th attempt.

I use the shit fork when I’ve clogged the toilet.

by Julesfools December 29, 2019

Florida Forklift

When you pick up a girl using your dick while having vaginal sex

I wanted to try a Florida Forklift with Janet but I forgot my Viagra

by Creamster May 19, 2021

brown fork

A drinking game in which a shot is placed in the centre of a table. The designated spinner then places a fork in their bum and spins round and round. Once the fork falls out, whomever it points at does the shot and smells the fork.

“Shall we invite David over for a game of brown fork?”

“Nah bro I don’t wanna smell his clay hole again”

by The Prince of Oxford August 31, 2021