A fandom/group of autistic people who have no friends and need to act like animals to fit in. A furry's one job is to be hunted by the gamers to bring back to the kitchen for the gamer girls to process into infinite sandwiches.
by GAMERGIRL-SANDWICHMAKER December 7, 2018
Get the Furry mug.A furry is a creature made by satan and other bad boys. They are a disgusting life form and can infect you with their "cute" poses. They are criminals and should be hunted down by the government. They are currently being hunted by the gamer union. If you see a furry please call you the police or grab your gun and shoot it.
by FaLc0n360 March 19, 2019
Get the Furry mug.A type of person (though they refuse to be called a person due to their affinity with animals) who acts as though they have fur growing on every square centimeter of their body, wants to obtain a fursuit, and most likely wears a collar for real animals.
Most furries rant about how nobody loves them, even though a plethora of horny animal-wannabes keep trying to yiff with the lonely furry. This sometimes causes the lonely furry to draw obscene, depressing, badly made pictures of their fursona (animal alterego) bleeding, crying, howling, cutting themselves (even though they might possess aposable thumbs), growling, etc.
Another majority of furries, mostly female, are attention whores. Once their lover leaves them, they become depressed and sometimes do the things mentioned in the above paragraph. Once they decide from the millions of male/female furries who want to mate, they suddenly become the happiest "animal" alive.
The art that furries draw is amusingly/strangely morbid. Furry art ranges from nude bipedal animals having "soft spots" from grotesquely muscular beasts cuddling their male/female lover. I advise staying away from amateur furry art unless you want to develop a tumor. Some furry artists are actually quite good.
Though I've said a lot of horrible things about furries, not all of them are bad. If you find a furry who doesn't want to have sex every minute of its life, there's a good chance he/she will be a reliable friend.
Most furries rant about how nobody loves them, even though a plethora of horny animal-wannabes keep trying to yiff with the lonely furry. This sometimes causes the lonely furry to draw obscene, depressing, badly made pictures of their fursona (animal alterego) bleeding, crying, howling, cutting themselves (even though they might possess aposable thumbs), growling, etc.
Another majority of furries, mostly female, are attention whores. Once their lover leaves them, they become depressed and sometimes do the things mentioned in the above paragraph. Once they decide from the millions of male/female furries who want to mate, they suddenly become the happiest "animal" alive.
The art that furries draw is amusingly/strangely morbid. Furry art ranges from nude bipedal animals having "soft spots" from grotesquely muscular beasts cuddling their male/female lover. I advise staying away from amateur furry art unless you want to develop a tumor. Some furry artists are actually quite good.
Though I've said a lot of horrible things about furries, not all of them are bad. If you find a furry who doesn't want to have sex every minute of its life, there's a good chance he/she will be a reliable friend.
Furry: Hi! :333 *pokes your crotch*
Lonely Furry: Nobody loves me, nobody's there to say it's ok :cccc </333 I'm gonna die alone
Horny Furry:Ohbby<3 Let's yiff
Lonely Furry:OGAWD I love my life <333 Not as much as I love you though ;PP LOL
Lonely Furry: Nobody loves me, nobody's there to say it's ok :cccc </333 I'm gonna die alone
Horny Furry:Ohbby<3 Let's yiff
Lonely Furry:OGAWD I love my life <333 Not as much as I love you though ;PP LOL
by Scraggling Hab-jerky December 7, 2010
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by Harry Turnip November 30, 2018
Get the Furry mug.One who has no life and wishes to rape animals making it beastality. Kill anyone who says that they are furries and/or associate with furries.
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