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david furnish

Also known as Mrs Elton John. In late 2005, Ms David Furnish vowed, in a civil union (or faggot's marriage), only to exchange bodily fluids with Sir Elton for the rest of her life. Presumably, Sir Elton will similarly only sodomise David's ass or inject copious amounts of semen into David's gargling throat and no one else's til one of them dies from HIV, severely chapped lips, a prolapsed rectum or an over-inflammed hemorroid.
As part of his marital obligations, David Furnish takes Sir Elton's cock into his sloppy old arse on a regular basis.
by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006
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Funishing

Noun (Funish):
1. one to three bottles of liquor necessary or useful for fun.

Verb (Funish-ing, Funish-ed):
1. the act of buying a large expenditure of alcohol and bringing it to a party.
Bryce was funishing the party by bringing grey goose for the ladies.
by GoldenStar April 27, 2010
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Forniskype

To fornicate by way of skype

A relationship that is sexual in nature that is carried out by way of skype video messaging.
She could not wait for her internet to be connected so she could forniskype with her boyfriend
by rypkr February 21, 2011
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furniturise

The next step after buying an apartment or house, and moving all your worldly goods, which tend not to amount to much, out of the room you rented with friends/relatives/psychos. This usually involves a trip to Ikea (or similar depending on your geographical location).

Not to be confused with re-furniturising, which is when you move out of the ninth rented apartment or house in eight years with all your manky old hand-me-down gear that doesn't match anything, into your new place, and instantly realise you need to buy a lot of new things to make your house a home.
I went down to ikea and maxed out my credit card furniturising my new gaff.

Isn't it about time you re-furniturised? All your stuff smells of bong water
by davesq November 6, 2011
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Furniture store

The only retail establishment that starts out in bankruptcy. Within 30 days of opening, there will be a teenager standing roadside in front of the furniture store holding a sign that states they are having a “going out of business sale” and all furniture must go, prices up to 70% off.
Hey Jim, I’m heading out to look at leather couches at that new furniture store on Route 1. Is that kid out front yet holding the going out of business sale, or has it not been 30 days yet?
by Grant Rampus November 11, 2019
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Furniture

Example: Yum I love to eat this furniture
by Thediction July 21, 2020
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Funishment

A BDSM card game created in 2021 with an emphasis on having fun with kink, consent and communication
My partner and I learned a lot about ourselves when we tried out Funishment together. I think I'm a Dom!
by Funishment June 14, 2021
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