mental issue, a walking talking semi functional mental issue

A phrase used to describe someone who's barely holding it together, but still managing to show up to life—often with chaotic vibes, questionable decisions, and a diet that can’t include bread.

they claimed to be a mental issue, a walking talking semi functional mental issue.

by alw259 May 6, 2025

Fucktionable

Somebody who is attractive and worthy of carnal engament. Purely on a practice basis.

I saw a girl at a bar and she was very fucktionable.

by Objets trouvés March 25, 2017

Finctional

(Adj.)
Feen•k•shun•null

Something that is not real but still has a purpose.

Fictional yet functional.

Elizabeth's imaginary friend Jennifer obviously isn't real, but it keeps her sane to think she is. Jennifer is finctional.

by Ricky Spaniiiiish June 5, 2017

Functionable

If the shit really works

Is that 118 year old woman even functionable?

by JoshKontos June 17, 2021

Suburban Fucktionary

a suburban fuck-tionary is a book about sex and fucking

Hey man did you read the new Suburban Fucktionary I learned how to fuck correctly!

by flamingofan123 May 5, 2019

THE FUNKTION

type of lit ass party held by BSK

- ayo, you pullin up on THE FUNKTION on 4th january?

by starbwoy December 19, 2023