Fuckmonkey

A black person trying to get in as many women as he can find

Look at that fuckmonkey over there trying to steal my girlfriend.

by Antshaq June 5, 2019

fuckondo

The act or feeling of realising that you have accidentally thrown away something very valuable during a fit of cleaning inspired by Marie Kondo.

“Ah, fuckondo!”

by votekatet December 4, 2019

Fuckong

The utimimite fuck by King Kong. The big kahuna of fuckong

U got be a fuckong good rapper r to get away with the N word in a song....tat make u the Fukong King of Rap ..

by POKA HONDA PUSSY MAN April 14, 2020

fuckmonkulous

Fuck-monk-cu-lous
Adjective

1. Completley absurd

2. Describing Something so blatantly off the wall it almost defies definition.

Being a trump supporter is so retarded it's fuckmonkulous.

by HighwayDrifter July 7, 2020

Fuckonometry

The Prediction, Calculation, Measurement, and Severity of one or more Situations in which everything involved is in the Fucked state of existence.

Person 1 "I just found out that my girlfriend of 5 years is actually my cousin who went missing 17 years ago and she knew the entire time!"

Person 2 "Bro that's some serious Fuckonometry!"

by RodTony October 8, 2020

Fuckong

A combination of fucking and mong.

You're a fuckong

by Known150 December 23, 2020

Fuckton

A unit of measurement used to denote 100 shitloads: 1 Metric Fuckton = 100 Shitloads.

Skyler, are you coming over with the beer? I have a shitload of people over here, it’s like 20 folks waiting.

Bryce, I’m on my way, don’t worry. I got a fuckton of beer! I have at least 2000 cans bro. Chill.

by FreeGame July 4, 2021