fuckle up

The act of putting on protection before sex, such as a condom.

Derived from "buckle up", which is the act of securing safety straps before driving a car.

"Baby I'm gonna plow you like a foot of snow."
"Don't forget to fuckle up first!"
"Of course - it's the law"

by Bartender Bill August 23, 2016

ugly fuckling

The kid in your class whos so fucking ugly or nerdy and unatractive , but grows up to be a kickass famous millionare

*At bobby joes house looking at highschool pics

Bobby Joe: Remeber that kid Bill gates?

Booby Jo: yeah....

Bobby Joe: well hes fucking rich now

Booby jo: what an ugly fuckling

by emmamelinda November 7, 2009

Butt Fuckled

v. When butt fuck meets tickled.

Peter butt fuckled Sally.

by XirC December 4, 2010

Mr. Fuckle

An absolute imp of a cat that somehow manages to fuck up anything it touches

Mr. Fuckle I left you in the kitchen for an hour and now the fridge is upside down!

by Cheese consumer July 26, 2022

fuckle puff

A name for someone who is stupid or incompetent

"Did you see Joe back into that parked car? What a fuckle puff!"

by KKristin December 21, 2005

fuckle

from the mendocino high school electronics lab
as a noun,
1 any sort of electronic gizmo
2 a trinketey object with moving parts e.g.: a rubric's cube, the martian popping thing,
3 any strange appendage human or otherwise
4 a sex toy that you have to think
about for awhile to figure out how it
works.

1
- it's the mother fuckle board.
- your laptops fuckle is borked.
2
- check out this spifty fuckle.
- that fuckle is so fawesome.
3
- what's that fuckle growing on your
arm?
4
- how does this fuckle work?

by Harezumi-chan December 9, 2004

fuckle twat

Noun.

A person who is just fucking up at life to the extreme.
Extreme fail at life.

Mary forgot to add sugar to the cookie dough recipe, what a fuckle twat.

by Theechinita April 17, 2014