Friederike

If you've ever met Friederike you'll probably remember, cause you must have a crush on her since the day you've seen her for the first time. She is the kindest, cutest, most beautiful and talented person you will ever meet in your life. She is so lovely, everyone around her loves her even more than she loves animals and the only times, people fight with her, are the times, when she says something bad about herself. She does that, because she gives so much love and joy to the world, that she doesn't have much for herself... you just want to give her the love she deserves but can't bring up on herself.

Friend: Why are you so happy?

Me: I've met Friederike today.

Friend: I told you, she's just the most perfect human being!

Me: Yeah she's wonderful! I wanna marry this girl! I can't think of anyone else! I'm gonna ask her if she wants do be my girlfriend now...

by Kalle 123 July 2, 2022

Chicken-Fried Mess

1) a person that is ill put-together from the Southern region of the USA.

2) a hot mess from the South

Tammy's sister is up here from Atlanta and she is one chicken-fried mess

by DJ Oneiromancer October 2, 2008

Ben Friedberg

Ben is a very strong person. He is kind of fat though he is also a really good football player Sometimes he screams random stuff “like stop chasing me stop in a weird voice in gym” but overall I have a crush on him.

Ben Friedberg is weird

by The girl Patriot fan March 22, 2019

get fried

to get high lol

‘yeah we’re probably going to get fried at this thing’

by maybemabel April 6, 2021

alaskan chinese firedragon

The act of taking a small drill, putting a dildo on the end, lace it with lubed up Pop Rocks, and violently doing vaginal.

The Pop Rocks will explode in her pussy, simulating a dragon spewing fire. Best done on the Chinese Year of the Rooster. Best done with sparklers on a vibrator attached to the titties, while screaming violently in Chinese with a dragon mask, fully butt-naked.

Boy, my pussy is really sore after that Alaskan Chinese Firedragon.

I was really into the Alaskan Chinese Firedragon, until he unmistakably called me a nigger in Chinese.

by Cunt Destroying Splooge Cannon January 4, 2018

Alabama firedragon

When a man is receiving oral sex and just as he is ejaculating tells the woman something shocking like "I have herpes." The woman chokes, forcing the semen through her nostrils. (Kind of like laughing while drinking milk). This can also be known as an Alaskan firedragon

I gave my girlfriend an Alabama firedragon last night, but she dumped me.

by Big Poppa tha Cracka June 29, 2009

Fried pickles

Definition.. Means call the police on a ped.

I'd like some fried pickles

by J. M. Wall January 3, 2022