french's

Someone who sucks at life, tron, and ultimate friz.
That guy can't do anything right. He's such a french's.
by John Dalrack May 21, 2008
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French Class

Sitting there for 30 min while the teacher speaks in a language that you don't understand, until she finally hands out a worksheet that is ridiculously hard because of its lack of clear direction. Its almost asking for the students to use google translate, but the teacher wants you to use "word reference", even though every time I open it it tells me I've won a thousand dollar gift card for fucking Walmart(which is a fucking scam). The only reason anyone really takes french is so they can get that language credit for college. Most of the time I don't know when the tests are or what they are on. That class feels like an eternity, I'd rather just lie in the ground and dry out in the hot sun like a beached whale.
FML bro i have French Class next hour. Frick,

*looks up how to fake a siezure
by HammerToenail May 16, 2019
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french gypsy

To smack someone on or about the face and head with a semi-erect penis.
by Buck Naked April 11, 2005
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Steve French

The mountain lion named by Bubbles in the Canadian show, "Trailer park boys" during the episode titled "If You Love Something, Set It Free"
"Guys! We gotta find Steve French"
by ABunchOfMidgets May 12, 2015
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Jim French

While going down on a girl, the act of alternating between sucking and nibbling on her clit.
My wife's in a good mood. I Jim Frenched her twice last night.
Or
Things started slow, but after I dropped a Jim French on her, it really picked up!
by GPropMan August 12, 2008
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French Letter

Slang for a condom.
Also something Till Lindeman likes to fuck without
by Soggy Notes April 19, 2021
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French Mistake

When an otherwise straight male is persuaded to, or on a whim in the heat of the moment, engages in a homosexual act of which he later regrets and is ashamed.
Alluded to in the musical number of the same name in Mel Brooks' film "Blazing Saddles".
Having shared the intamacy of a small tent for so long, in the stress of jungle combat, Pierre and Gustav came close to making the French Mistake on many a steamy night.
by Mo T Juste September 22, 2006
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