crotch freeze

when you're wading into a pool, lake, etc. and the cold water reaches up there and makes you want to get out

I was about to turn around because the water gave me a crotch freeze but then my friend splashed me and I had to go in.

by wangnotlohan June 14, 2011

sane freeze

When someone's words or actions defy logic or normal behavior, particularly during the winter months. Odd or peculiar actions taking place everywhere at once.

M: Everyone's IQ's must have dropped off a cliff. I saw people fighting over stupid stuff. Then the riots started and no one knew what or why they happened. People were just went out of control so I left.

G: A real sane freeze, huh?
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M: Becky called me up at 4am the other night and just started rambling on like an idiot worried about everything. I told her to sleep it off.

G: She's been acting strange to everyone. I think she has sane freeze lately. I can't hang out with her.

by pseudopun February 19, 2012

Brain Freeze Possession

When getting a brain freeze, one may suddenly growl and grab the back of their head and thrash about in a vain effort to rid themselves of the effect.

Oh my god these chicken nuggets are so good GRRRR AAAH

Holy crap dude he's having a brain freeze possession

by Dman201811 March 7, 2017

turkey freezer chicken dippers

A common phrase used by people from North Yorkshire

Person 1: "How's today been for you?"
Person 2: "Oh, you know.. turkey freezer chicken dippers!"
Person 1: "You and me both, brother!"

by jaaxftw1337 May 4, 2017

Teeth freeze

When your teeth get really cold and they start to freeze. Like a brain freeze but for your teeth!

It’s a hot summer day, I’m eating a popsicle and I have a teeth freeze

by Kendal Ratzlaff October 1, 2020

tenth avenue freeze up

With its name derived from the Bruce Springsteen hit
"Tenth Avenue Freeze Out", a tenth avenue freeze up
is the inability to urinate in a public bathroom.

Better go to the bathroom before we leave for the
ball game--the bathrooms at the stadium will be
crowded and you might have a tenth avenue freeze up.

by goldandsilverowner June 14, 2010

ice cream don't melt in the freezer

A statement of fact. The truth.

Girl: "Are you hooking up with Michelle?"

Your Answer: "Come on baby, Ice Cream don't melt in the freezer."

by JPeabody November 12, 2013