Freakposting is making shocking, unexpected, or weird social media posts about one’s sexual life, often with a sarcastic or comedic tone. It’s like letting intrusive thoughts win, turning oversharing into chaotic, humorous, or dramatic content.
1. She was freakposting about that one time she accidentally seduced her cousin.
2. She was Freakposting about how she gave her vibraptor a pep talk telling it to "really go the distance tonight"
3. He was freakposting about his girlfriend roleplaying as a mobile phone while he, as the charger, plugged into her.
2. She was Freakposting about how she gave her vibraptor a pep talk telling it to "really go the distance tonight"
3. He was freakposting about his girlfriend roleplaying as a mobile phone while he, as the charger, plugged into her.
by anonymous January 4, 2025
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A martini with what ever your heart desires. Any liquids will suffice (alcoholic if you will!). For bonus points, put a scoop of ice cream scoop in and yell "IT'S A FLOATER!!!111!!!"
Bob: Aw man! We have such random alcohols, what do we make??!!!
Marley: Bro, just make a freakbob martini!!!
Bob: Omg! You're so right, I'll even add a scoop of ice cream.
Marley: IT'S A FLOATER!!!!!111!!
Marley: Bro, just make a freakbob martini!!!
Bob: Omg! You're so right, I'll even add a scoop of ice cream.
Marley: IT'S A FLOATER!!!!!111!!
by Bobbyslimjimm January 28, 2025
Get the Freakbob Martini mug.A person who typically a chill guy but has moments where they unexpectedly become the most freaky individual in a given situation. This duality makes them uniquely unpredictable and intriguing.
guy: Freakmar don't sniff clothes of a kindergartener
Freakmar: I NEED TO SNIFF THAT WAISTBAND "TWEAK OUT"
*INHALES AGRESSIVELY*
Freakmar: I NEED TO SNIFF THAT WAISTBAND "TWEAK OUT"
*INHALES AGRESSIVELY*
by arfrekius January 28, 2025
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They swear allegiance to The order of the Eye of Rah.
A freakbob must holds a Degree from Shiz University and educated by The rizz lord, SpongeBob.
Is now a Strat(If Frat and Sorority had a child with much rizz)
Founded by Omegas(Steph,Julia,Sofia,Lily and Anna) who were the first people to answer John Pork’s call before his disappearance.
They swear allegiance to The order of the Eye of Rah.
A freakbob must holds a Degree from Shiz University and educated by The rizz lord, SpongeBob.
Is now a Strat(If Frat and Sorority had a child with much rizz)
Founded by Omegas(Steph,Julia,Sofia,Lily and Anna) who were the first people to answer John Pork’s call before his disappearance.
by JASSL February 18, 2026
Get the Freakbob mug./fri ˈkɑ lədʒɪst/ noun. A person of expert knowledge within the field of "freak". Specializes in sex, gooning, and worldwide pleasuring; university degree required
Oh man, he's jorking his peanuts so hard at the ada compliant, midget strip club- must be a freakologist because a dick doesn't get that raw without a degree
by FantasyTimeCircle February 23, 2026
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