Forrest Gumpkin

Recieving oral sex from a retarded girl while taking a crap.

The waterhead with a hockey helmet on gave me a Forrest Gumpkin after she got off the shortbus.

by miller66 December 16, 2008

forest puppy

Forest puppies are deer.

Maggie shouted, "hey everyone, look there is a forest puppy!!" when she was hiking through the woods with her friends.

by homeboii23 May 3, 2016

Forest Lawn

Mini-Detroit/Bronx in the Southeast* of Calgary,Canada

-If you grew up there, you can live most anywhere and not be scared

* another post stated that it was in the northeast which was incorrect

Dude 1- that guy next door was raped and murdered with a butcher knive!

Dude 2- ....yeah so?

Dude 1- Woah you must have grown up in Forest Lawn

by Norway_Babe666 October 7, 2006

Lake forest park

Pretty much the nicest town around, it has beaches, trees, views and big houses. So what if it's rich and white all the haters who say it's lame are just jealous because they live in ghetto shoreline. LFP is safe, nice, and you have the mall and beach clubs to keep you entertained.

I'm glad I live in Lake Forest Park.

by LFP kid June 2, 2009

Forest trooper

A man who continually finds himself having sex with females who have outrageously hairy vaginal areas

U fucked ole hairy Mary? Damn joe you're becoming a forest trooper!

by bigpoppiboi June 20, 2011

Kestrel Forest

A forest that is 100% managed by mother nature, so that all living things can co-exist in perfect harmony. In a Kestrel Forest the rights of wildlife far exceeds those of humans.

Panger: "How'd you guys finish that FMP lab so fast?"
Jesse: "It was easy, we just used the Kestrel Forest method... 0% Volume harvested"
Panger: "MUH!"

by Jeff_L. October 28, 2010

Mr Forrest

The sexiest chad in the entire universe. Owner and CEO of Mr. Forrest Gucci Pants™ Incorporated.

person 1: hey man, who is that cutie over there?
person 2:it's just Mr. Forrest, the sexist chad alive
Mr Forrest: *grabs ruler* I'm gonna have to teach you a lesson ;)
person 1:damn, ram ranch really rocks!

by Mr forrest gucci pants™ inc. May 24, 2020