Forever Cow

When your girlfriend gains weight after you just started dating and never loses it.

Anthony: Did you hear about bob?
Jon: No, Wait happened?
Anthony: He married a Forever cow

by Kilagen October 17, 2019

Forest Park High School

The only school where the underclassmen are bigger sluts than the upper class, only in comparison to Garfield. I'm talking about orgies and sucking dick in the hallways along with fucking on the damn floor of a bathroom. Crowded ass hallways with ghetto kids blocking the way who cause the most trouble with fights and drugs. Broken sinks, broken dreams. Dirty ass bathrooms or juul rooms with shit stains on the stall walls and floors with wet toilet paper everywhere, especially on the ceiling. Not to mention the sophomore having a fucking seizure from a hitting a fake ass cart or unit. You'll find random ass shit in the urinals too, like a turd or bread. Football games are just a place where kids fight or drink until they puke or have a seizure to watch a shitty ass football team get raped, no lube, by a ghetto ass school down the road from us. An IT school with shitty ass wifi and even shitter IT teachers who don't do shit as well.

Adult: So what high school are you thinking of going to?

8th Grader: Forest Park High School in PWC

Adult: Aw man....good luck.

by 968673937447388 January 13, 2020

forealsies

An acceptable means to express just how real or how serious a situation is.

London: "I just ran over Bryce's girlfriend with my car."
Kim: "Forealsies?"

by kimdon March 23, 2009

fuck forest

a healthy growth in the pubic region, usually applied to gay men.

"Randy had an impressive hip-to-hip fuck forest - got lost in those pubes!"

by bizguy October 9, 2013

low forehead

One who is the opposite of high-brow. A person of low intelligence. A term used by Austrian immigrants to California, such as the members of rock band ArnoCorps and actor Arnold Schwarzenegger.

"All I've seen is a bunch of low foreheads trying to change the world with dreams and talk."

by Nagelbett July 21, 2016

SCOTLAND FOREVER

THE LOUDEST THING YOU WILL EVER HEAR

search up on UTube SCOTLAND FOREVER and click on the vid with a scottish flag

hey wanna here something cool??

Yeah i do
Its kinda quiet tho so im going to turn the volume up and keep your ear next to it
ok
SCOTLAND FOREVER

by SubtoThePurplePotatoonYouTube October 30, 2019

Forever Alone

The relationship status of most people on Tumblr.

❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ FOREVER ALONE

by MyDef September 11, 2010