Foon(noun)
Fooning (verb) A person in a posed, stationary position that gives the impression the individual is running and caught in mid-stride, but looks fakey on purpose. Useful for taking pictures of the person posing in front of many different famous landmarks.
Fooning (verb) A person in a posed, stationary position that gives the impression the individual is running and caught in mid-stride, but looks fakey on purpose. Useful for taking pictures of the person posing in front of many different famous landmarks.
by Foonmaster October 7, 2003
Get the foon mug.A spreading epedimeic for males ages 15-25. This tragic life altering FOON is caused by abstinence. The affects include but are not limited to the curvature of the male penis and shrinking of the male scrodum.
Can be prevented by: regular kinky monkey sex with dirty kinky sluts, eating out lots of pussies, and stimulating your shaft and anal canal simultaniously (@ the same time).
Can be prevented by: regular kinky monkey sex with dirty kinky sluts, eating out lots of pussies, and stimulating your shaft and anal canal simultaniously (@ the same time).
MOTO: get your groove on not your FOON on!
Racheal: "Let's have sex!"
Craig: "Yeee!"
Racheal: *pulls down craig's pants* "Eww is that shit a foon?!
Craig: "Yeah I have Fds (Foon Dick Syndrome)." *sad*
Racheal: "Lets fuck it back to normal!"
Racheal: "Let's have sex!"
Craig: "Yeee!"
Racheal: *pulls down craig's pants* "Eww is that shit a foon?!
Craig: "Yeah I have Fds (Foon Dick Syndrome)." *sad*
Racheal: "Lets fuck it back to normal!"
by yourslut February 28, 2011
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A foon is a fool who is ignorant of his or her foolishness, and appears to be competent.
Similar to pedant, schmendrick, philosophe, and sophist.
Similar to pedant, schmendrick, philosophe, and sophist.
When I first met the guy, I was impressed, but as I got to know him, I realized what an utter foon he was.
by Foon Victim February 18, 2004
Get the Foon mug.A word of Spanish descent that is used to describe someone who is grossly overweight and big. "Fodonga" can also be used to describe a lazy slob.
by leelolz August 3, 2010
Get the Fodonga mug.a slang term for a young girl (around the age of 20-30)'s vagina. a word that a guy who is shitfaced or stoned would probably say.
by HART03 April 25, 2007
Get the foong mug.by Jonny K March 23, 2003
Get the foondart mug.A cross between a fork and a spoon; linked to its commonly named cousin, the Spork.
Unlike the spork, a fooon is used to describe a lady garden, minky, or other oddly named girl-bits.
Unlike the spork, a fooon is used to describe a lady garden, minky, or other oddly named girl-bits.
"Crikey" said Kelly. "My fooon is kicking out a right pong. If only someone would invent Fooon-Fresh to banish my odour problems once and for all."
by Emma KJ March 14, 2008
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