Flump

When you feel like the sound poop makes when it falls in a toilet (pronounced floomp)

I feel like such a flump

by Liv Life May 6, 2017

flump

uncool not nice mean

now what now that is just flump

by michael barret April 19, 2009

flump

adj. sad; depressed; unhappy in any way

n. someone who is very sad or depressed

adj. I'm feeling kind of flump. I think I will go kill myself.

n. Look at that poor flump. He should go kill himself.

by JacobLevan December 9, 2008

Flump

The act of collapsing onto something or someone like a sad, jiggly, shoved over serving of jello.

Person #1: I'm gonna flump on you now.
Person #2: Oh god no...
Person #1: *getting closer* I'm gonna do it
Person #2 doN'T YOU FUCKING DA-
Person #1: *flumps onto person #2) I did it.
Person #2 *flailing like an aggressive kitten* GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!

by Zodozer October 22, 2015

Flump

To fall without grace into a seated or laying position.

Don't flump down on the bed!
Or

That kid just flumped down on the couch and almost broke it.

by Kcraig115 December 18, 2016

Flumping

A word to describe the process of eating something that’s only half done, a certain gooiness, but still firm ;)

*Roasting a marshmallow* boys... I’m flumping it tonight

by Klumf lord September 1, 2020

Flump

Flat lump. A lump but inverted

Hey Brendan, you have a flump a little above the middle point of your eyes

by OKURNESSEABJ July 25, 2025