Florbus

He's an absolute sexy beast, all the ladies love him especially ones called 'Haley'. He has a great personality but his skin tends to look a little blue in certain lighting. He often haves a weird obsession with mayonnaise? He's stylish to a point where he can pull off any style, even a bow in his hair (even a big green one). Everyone thinks he's an awesome amazing guy (especially people called Emily). He is great at any task you can give him especially odd jobs around a farm (like tending to chickens (the eggs can make mayonnaise)). He tends to have a habit of snooping around in girl's bedrooms (ladies stay away).

Haley: Hey I met this sexy guy called Florbus, but he smelt a little like mayonnaise.

Emily: Yeah stay away from that guy he snoops around in people's bedrooms and he's blue, and I hate blue people! But he's a stand up guy otherwise.

by Definably not Florbus October 24, 2023

chad floris

Very nice people,soft hearted but not to be messes with,often have huge dicks, can be mistaken for a fuckboy,master with words and very smooth. Sporty and love seeing people succeed.Many people love Chad Floris's they bring good vibes and make friends easy. Best people for relationships they keep it 100 at all times.

Bro:this party is so dull
Bro 2:if only chad floris was here

by 4659 March 27, 2017

Flocus

The act of smoking a cigarette from your vagina instead of your mouth.

Every since Suzy quit smoking, she has decided to flocus instead, to curb her nicotine craving.

by Hibitman April 28, 2010

floussy

Fergalicious Definition:

Excellent Oral Hygiene as dictated by Fergie in her latest jam: "Glamorous"

first class
Up in the sky
Poppin' champagne
Livin' my life
In the fast lane
And I won't change
By the Glamorous, oh the floussy floussy

chorus:
The glamorous,
The glamorous, glamorous
By the Glamorous, oh the floussy floussy

by Andy and Shayla July 10, 2007

florish

When somebody shows unnecessary signs of rudeness, grumpiness or stubbornness. Over competitiveness is also a symptom of florish behavior and they will rarely admit they are being florish. Florish behavior can come without warning and there are few cures to this behavior. It can last for minutes, hours and sometimes days.

OMG did you see Alan today?
No why?
He was being so florish with me....

by scooby2 October 31, 2010

flouse

a cross between a flower and a mouse as a result of hybid experiments involving small mammals and plant life

"why,.......that's a nice lookin' flouse you got there Mr. Stuuzencranz."

by paul leslie rosenstock September 23, 2003

Floris

The white crap that accumulates at the corner of people's mouths when they talk excessively and/or have a problem with generating normal amounts of saliva.

Gord: Hey man, you have bad floris.

Doug: (deploying standard thumb and forefinger floris clearing technique) Fuck I just got out of a boardmeeting and none of those bastards mentioned that I had an unsightly buildup of dried, caked spittle at the corners of my mouth.

by 4sail March 24, 2008