Yellow Floofers

Not a yellow floofy thing, you sick person.
Mistaking them as such will cause a group of federal officers to come and kidnap you in your sleep.

A yellow floofer is sadly too often mistaken as a yellow floofy thing. For those who truly know the difference, seeing someone who doesn't provokes a strong negative reaction.

Person 1: Is it time?

Person 2: I believe so.

Person 1: Get the yellow floofers.

Person 2: NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! You FOOL!!!!!!

by Jimbobob5536 November 9, 2009

Floosie

A slut that gives a blowjob and handjob. She also gets eaten out and fingered IN 1 NIGHT. She is so loose no one would ever do her. Not even a kiss, because of all of the coldsores.

That girl turned into a floosie to get another guy, because she thought he liked floosies. The joke is on her. No one likes her.

by Floosiehater July 9, 2009

Floods

"High Waters" Short pants or long shorts...

Too short for pants and too long for shorts

Stephie: Your pants are finally floods
Harley: What are floods
Jeremiah(Jamma): Short pants, "high water"

by Benjamin P February 25, 2008

Floods

A style of pants, worn only by the female gender and kids who had mothers that dressed them funny when they were kids.

I feel so bad for this guy I work with. His mom used to dress him in floods and he actually thinks they are dude's pants. I know a guy who should sell him his girl bike.

by JohnnyTTTT March 23, 2010

Floosh

In the same way that cunt is an extremely bad word for vagina, floosh is an extremely bad word for ass hole.

"That girl is such a floosh!"

by freakyfloosh April 24, 2010

floosy

a free prostitute

your such a floosy

by rose65822 October 13, 2014

floosh

a fanny fart - means the same as queef but sounds way better. can also be used as an insult

'that girl made a rumbling sound'

'dude she totally just flooshed'

'alright dan?'

'go away you fuckin floosh'

by wubanga101 November 3, 2011