to grab floof

the act of grabbing someone's tail, considered by many culture as an act of unseisoness, when you grab someone's floof they considered unseiso too

A: That guy used to grab floof left and right.
B: What!? That's so unseiso!

by smolrabbit August 6, 2025

Floof

The word Floof is a term used to describe a woman’s vagina. It’s a friendly terminology to drop into conversation between friends, without bringing down the demeanour of the conversation and from an outsider’s ear, can’t be interpreted as a woman’s privates.

“My floof has been really itchy”
“My floof had a good seeing to last night”
“My floof is ready for some action”

by anonymous November 13, 2023

pussy floof

When the crotch of a woman's pants doesn't align with her actual crotch leaving a good inch or more of fabric between her legs. During foreplay a person may think they are hitting the spot but only grasping the void leading to confusion and dissatisfaction.

These leggings are so uncomfortable. I pull them up all the way, but they start to sag throughout the day leading to all this pussy floof.

by Hotnurse2020 March 21, 2024

Floof

Noun/Adjective- An onomatopoeic word describing the sound of a brief gust of wind blowing past your ear and also defining the gust itself, often caused by something which can be described with the primary definition of the word.

When I spread out my comforter, it goes floof.

by Archeo Lumiere November 15, 2014

Floof

A T H I C C boi that loves attention and will protecc

Owner: look at u. Ur such a bootiful floof!

by BillyBobJoeMama October 28, 2019

Floof

1. Something really fluffy
2. A childish name for a vagina

1. That dog has got so much floof on it
2. Her floof is so hairy

by sstarsouls May 22, 2018

Floof

The act of one blowing a cloud of vapor in another one's face. Preferably someone a person cares for or loves.

Floofee: "Why did you floof me for?"

Floofer: "Because I love you silly!"

by germrocker August 20, 2014