flode

A flat chode. An offshoot of the chodal genus, the flode is even wider in girth and and shorter in height than it's tunacanesque cousin. It is also known by the abrasive term of 'pancake willy'. Very sexy.

Ever since that unfortunate incident with the meat tenderizer, our Zachary's already tunacan-shaped member has been flode-like in appearence.

Hah,that pancake totally looks like Albert's flode, dude!!

by Captain Innuendo. January 21, 2005

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flofection

When a lax bro achieves the perfect state of flow. To achieve this state, it helps to wear high top nikes, high socks, a lacrosse pinnie, and carry around a lacrosse stick.

"Yo Brandford, it appears that you have achieved flofection."

"Thanks broski, it comes naturally to lax bros like myself."

by mtown dubz December 17, 2009

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flipedy-flopedy-floop

another slang term for your house

"come on Mr. Slave back to our flipedy-flopedy-floop!"

by zachizzo October 31, 2003

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Florence Welch

The singer of Florence and the Machine, she has a wonderful voice and B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L red hair! She is totally awesome.

Do you know who Florence Welch is?

Yeah! I love Florence and the Machine!

by STA STA STA STA January 6, 2011

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Florence

'Florence' is another word for a cigarette lighter of any description. The word is used mainly used by 11 to 15 year old kids that smoke and are trying to stop their parents from finding out. It is used as a code word to disguise the fact that the person talking may need a lighter.

The origin of the word is unclear, but it is thought to have a connection to 'Florence Nightingale' who was famously known to carry a lit lantern with her.

"Ell.. you got a florence?"

"Oh shit! I lost my florence!"

"Hey mate.. you got a florence?..i mean a lighter?"

by The Big Dawg August 9, 2006

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