Steam-Floater

Shitting in a root beer float and pouring it onto a female's breasts.

Bro #1- Dude I had an amazing time last night!

Bro #2- Yeah I heard you gave your girl a steam-floater!

Bro #1- It was so awesome! The cleanup afterwards was awful though.

by Swaggydoon't February 16, 2017

Toad Floater

A dad blasted rain storm that you can’t even see through.

Synonyms:

Gully Washer

Frog Strangler

A dang Toad Floater just blew through and washed my pickup truck down the creek.

by Bubbathearkie February 7, 2019

The Floater

That toilet deposit that just won't flush but prefers to bask in the bathroom light floating on the surface.

Floaters have different levels according to the amount of flushes required to make them go down.

Some people give up and leave them for others to find.

It is 2nd only to an actual holy crap.

"Urgghhh who left a floater?"
The floater is almost impervious to toilet flushing.

by sunshiyong December 8, 2010

Finger floater

1. One who is constantly trying to finger someone.

2. Someone who cuts their fingers off at party's and throws it into the pool for everyone to see.

"What's that in the pool". Oh man i never knew Stan was a finger floater.

by Randy Gilbert April 15, 2009

minneapolis floater

To take a dump in the back of someones' toliet, so everytime they flush, there will be brown, poopy water.

That Sue really got me! She used a Minneapolis floater to mess with my head!

by Stacey MacLean April 13, 2008

turd floater

a very heavy rain in Gladewater Tx. that causes septic tanks to fill up and dookie to flow out

Jim Bob: Man, it came a turd floater last night. So don't wrestle in the backyard.

Joe Jack: Good idea, we'll wrestle in the front. Between the engine block and the washing machine.

by janitorman1981 March 10, 2010

Rum Floater

When your fishing buddy has so drunk on overproof Rum that you are scared you will find him floating face down if you don't keep an eye on him.

He drank that entire bottle of 150 proof rum on the boat. Better make sure he keeps his life jacket on we don't want a Rum Floater.

by slightly sarcastic December 31, 2010