local floaters

A bunch of sick ass dudes. Go on adventures. There are usually 5. The shortest one will leave the group soon. The tallest one is...GAY. Then u have the second tallest he’s kinda roles his own ball through life and doesn’t give a fuck, and really selfish. The middle one is dumb as fuck like dumb as a fucken stone. Like he should be in a metal hospital. Then there’s the 4th tallest he’s really athletic and already has a college on his ass. LOCAL FLOATERS

We r the local floaters

by Don’t bite it January 15, 2020

Angry Floater

A turd 💩 that will not flush down the toleit

I looked in the toliet and there was an Angry Floater still in the bowl

by Angry Floater August 8, 2022

three-flush floater

a metaphor culled from domestic plumbing, for crap it's hard to dismiss..

Clive James is such a wit. He called somebody's crap novel a 'three-flush floater'... !

by mikroth November 5, 2008

floater

a term to describe the level of someone's gayness. if they are very gay, they float because they are so flam-buoyant.

That guy is wearing a pink boa. He's definitely a floater.

by Kody4 November 22, 2011

floater

Alternatively, this word can refer to any piece of fecal matter, regardless of flushability, that is less dense than water, thereby floating to the top of the toilet bowl water. The opposite of sinker.

Last time I took a crap, they were all floaters.

by Stan B. January 16, 2003

ten inch floater

a fart that is so massive, it makes the owner rise ten inches off their seat. a person can be called a ten inch floater if they are known for having gass many a times.

look at that ten inch floater over there, blowin' off.

by shmorkey August 18, 2007

floater

one party of a relationship that sits back and enjoys the ride, never plans dates, in it for the physical stuff, still enjoys your company but really isnt in it for the long run.

sami just accused her boyfriend of being a floater, he was so mad that she thought he would sink to that level

by mrs_spoons January 6, 2011