flonkers

its basically a friggin sweet word short for Fucking Lunitic bonkers

hey bictch schwats up

nuthing but i just went toal flonkers on my girl friend!!!

NoICE

by Jon Misener September 1, 2008

Flea Flicker

A trip taken by one or more co-workers during the work week, which has no legitimate work or family purpose, and is achieved through misdirection to fool work colleagues into believing it is a legitimate family trip and to fool spouse/family into believing it is a legitimate business trip. When executed properly, this seldom used, high-risk tactic, can result in significant time away from both work and family but often results in awkward silences with or nonsensical explanations to co-workers and apologies to spouses and/or family members. The “flea flicker” is considered an extreme variant of the “stretch.”

Worker 1: Have you seen co-worker X, Y or Z this week?

Worker 2: No, I thought they were in New York for meetings.

Worker 1: There are no meetings in New York this week, they must be running the flea flicker again and I can’t wait to hear the explanations for their simultaneous disappearances.

by MDM_1234 December 31, 2012

Hotter than a flicker's nest

Term used to describe the fact that a place is very hot.

A room with no air conditioning in the middle of the summer is hotter than a flicker's nest.

by t'aint 1971 August 4, 2006

Flicker

A flicker is a man that suffers from LDS (little dick syndrome) to such a severe degree that he must flick the last few drops of pee off his member because it is to short to shake.

A flicker is when a man is done pissing in the urinal he has to flick the last few droplets into the urinal, because his penis is to short to shake. This creates a problem, when he flicks the droplets it never makes it into the urinal, but falls to the floor creating the famous random pool of piss.

by Flicker Hater July 1, 2011

Flicker Switcher

Another name for a television remote control. With the flick of a button you switch the channel.

Hey, can you toss me the Flicker Switcher?

by Boldmama February 4, 2010

Flingery

To cause injury to yourself or others as a result of a flinch or flinching.

used as noun and verb

Scary movie you flinch and hit your girlfriend in the face. She has a flingery and you have caused a flingery.

Girlfriend pinches you because you said something inappropriate and you accidentally elbow her in the boob. Her boob pain is a flingery and you have caused a flingery.

A bee flies in your face and startles you, you flinch and smack your head against the wall, guess what that is? A flingery!

by matthaisz October 10, 2010

flickerflack

the debris that flings up and smokes you in the face and or body while weed whacking (trimming)
you may get flickerflacked when your least expecting while trimming and should be aware it is no joke, it hurts .
so beware of the flickerflack!

OUCH that flickerflack just smoked me in the face!

by hurc5 October 9, 2011