Swiss Flicker Gooning

Where you let melted chocolate mixed with melted cheese flow in to your urethra

I burned my cock while swiss flicker gooning

by WIINIVGC October 14, 2025

Swedish flicker gooning

Swedish flicker gooning is the practice of putting multiple IKEA meatballs down your urethra until they reach the bladder. Once your bladder is filled you may now take the first flight to Malmö, Rosengård (Zlatan Ibrahimovic's birthplace). Upon your arrival you must go to the nearest bus stop and get on the first communal bus. Once on the bus you will need to sit next to a stranger and start aggressively sucking the meatballs out of your bladder. Once all of the meatballs are out of your urethra you may start to flick the tip of your penis and say "oh Zlatan Ibrahimovic bless all of Rosengård with my seed and cleanse it of all evil". When you finally reach climax you must scream like someone just brutally severed your limbs. This will be your best climax and you will not be able to top it, even if you try doing the same thing again.

Yooo, I tried Swedish flicker gooning this weekend and it was marvellous, have you tried it before?
Nah, but I have been meaning to for a while now. But I can't find the confidence for it.
You've gotta try it man, it was the best experience of my life.

by Hduzk January 11, 2025

flicker sounding

Flicker Sounding means to push a rusty nail down the tip of your penis and flick the tip

I was flicker sounding last night and it was amazing!

by Tacdliw February 2, 2025

hat flicker

When some bro shit happens on you.

That last girl at the bar was a total hat flicker.

by DatMafk October 22, 2018

flicker goon

I don’t fucking know ts just released

I can flicker goon for 7 seconds

by hxrlem May 22, 2024

Flicker Munt

When you go munting. But you uh flicker it. And uhm it gets flickered and it gets flickered like multiple times. So yeah.

Boy barbie: Wanna go and flicker munt in the forest?
Me: come fuck me nigga

by Hawktuahspitonthatthang October 21, 2024

The strummer or the flicker

This is the lesbian equivalent to the gay top or bottom, or giver or taker. One strums and one flicks.

Rachel: Hey there Sian, do you wanna be the strummer or the flicker tonight?

Sian: Hmmm...I fancy being a strummer tonight, but please can you flick me?

by DickieMH April 18, 2016