Freak Flake

ever have that chick that says everything you want to hear in a text but then she acts like she doesn't remember saying it when the time comes.....yea that bitch is a FREAK FLAKE!!!

Me: Aye Baby You Whatcha Wanna Do?
Her: I Wanna Lick It Till It Shines!
Me: So Lets Hang Tomorrow

Next Day...

Me: Lets Do It Baby
Her: Oh I Was Just Joking Im Not Like That!
Me: You FREAK FLAKE -__-

by BasedMuffin September 5, 2011

Flake out

Verb: To cancel previously agreed upon plans last minute, or simply not show up

Noun: the act of flaking out

-so remember that hot girl with half her tits showing from the bar, I was going to have dinner with her last night but the bitch flaked out.

-hot girls are flake outs as a general rule, it's supply and demand man.

by s. mooth criminal October 31, 2008

flake snake

flake When a person is shady, flakey and especially slithery. They often ditch loved ones to roll around in their own slime and other selfish things. A flake snake usually denied their behavior or offers a dramatic eye roll when confronted. Truly the worst.

Bryce is such a flake snake for saying he would go out tonight but instead he stayed home to practice drag makeup. UGH.

by electraspicexoxo September 21, 2018

shit flakes

when you go to use the toilet after someone took a dump & didnt double flush, & shit particles are floating around.

"damn meg, did you just take a dump? you forgot to finish flushing, now there's shit flakes floating around"

by 40zN9z September 6, 2009

Flake-Dance

The erractic dance of the keyboardist from rammstein "flake" , usually during the course of the song "Weisses Fleisch" Its humour is usually multiplied by his attire, silver trench coat and hot pants.

Oh my its just like the flake dance

by das feind March 19, 2004

pussy flakes

When a female is laying in a bed after being aroused and getting all juicy, and there isn't much humidity in the air, and that mucous-juice dries and begins to flake off her reproductive/excretory area.

Woah, Kristy. You're just brushing that shit off onto my bed? Like I want to sleep on your pussy flakes? You never get to complain about me doing anything gross ever again.

by Jer0EM August 3, 2008

cum flake

Cum, usually in trace amounts, that has dried into flakes resembling those of dandruff, except perhaps a little yellower and definitely smellier.

I had a hard time wiping my jizz out of my pubes and chest hair, and 15 minutes later I noticed I was covered in cum flakes.

by agwellin January 11, 2009