flackattack

To hit someone over the head with a glass lamp or object while they are sleeping

She had been reading his text messages, thought he was cheating before carrying out a flackattack

by Bozmo December 23, 2019

flacenis

flacenis is defined as a flaccid penis

many girls do not like flacenises

britney- OMG carley! my boyfriend has a flacenis!! Can i borrow yours?

by chicarcas March 11, 2008

Flaccid Casper

When one manages to cum with a flaccid penis

Dave: "how was the date?"
Jack: "horrible. She gave me a flaccid Casper."

by SilverBackJames23 August 26, 2013

flaccid salmon

The act of taking a limp dick and smacking a girl across the face until your dick is pink or the color of a salmon.

Kyle: Man i gave her a real good flaccid salmon last night

by BigT56 December 29, 2013

Flaccid Stanley

A fictional character, made of a folded up sandwich bag with a face drawn on it, many of these have been created, all but one were destroyed

Hey guys look, it’s Flaccid Stanley

by Coolest beans April 30, 2019

Instant Flaccidity

An adjective describing a member of the opposite sex that is so thoroughly repulsive that you couldn't and wouldn't be able to have sex with them under any circumstances.

The new supervisor at work is ok, but once she opened her mouth you knew it was instant flaccidity.

by RocketManFL January 15, 2007

FACKA

FACKA stands for Frederick Adult Coed Kickball Association. It's the best kickball league out there.

We're FACKA'n awesome!

by Alicat1616 February 27, 2009