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false teller

Someone who uses harmless falsenesses integrated into vaguely truthful stories with the intent of having a good laugh with friends. The juvial nature of the false teller does not in anyway make him a liar
Stephen I am not a liar I'm a false teller!!
by theKO September 13, 2006
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False friend

A fake friend who asks a lot of favors, but never once did appreciate the time he/she consumed nor return the favors you gave....
I remember you and I used to watch each other's back, lookin' out for one another, but this mofucker went and crossed the line. That's when I knew I had to cut him/her off; for you's a false friend! A cancer to our circle.
by TrueDef. February 8, 2019
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False dichotomy

Thinking that there are only two possibilities when there are more.
1.
Louise: I love cats.
Keisha: why don’t you like dogs?
Louise: I like both, liking cats and liking dogs aren’t mutually exclusive. Thinking they are is a false dichotomy.

2.
Person 1: I’m not a liberal.
Person 2: so you’re a conservative?
Person 1: no I’m independent. Why do people see politics as a false dichotomy.
by nutella137 August 20, 2020
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Filbert

Filbert the most loving person on earth good looking any body is lucky to have him as a friend or special someone. Can't be disrespected by friends or anyone.
Girl #1 hey who's that kid
Girl #2 you mean Filbert the good looking guy
Girl #1 yeah him
by helloimanonymous12344 November 23, 2021
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bunk false combo

When something (i.e. situation or person) appears to be enjoyable from a distance. Yet, when seen up close the situation/person is whack.
"Dude, on the dance floor she was banging. But, the next morning I picked her up...and in the daylight she was a total bunk false combo."
by Motek July 29, 2005
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snap file

A mental picture one stores in their memory; later used to fap with. (Take a snap pic for the snap file) A snap file can be accessed whenever; when you're in the pooper, bed or even at the tire shop.
Winthorp- Oi mate! you see that milf over there? Redginol- Oh, datass by the slurpee machine? Winthorp- yeah, we'll put that one in the snap file..
by justhereforaday June 13, 2010
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Skin Filet

A fat cock with a exceptionally large foreskin.
I went down to suck Brian's cock for the first time and I might as well have been at Ruth's Chris cause I was served a Foreskin Filet.
by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017
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