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"My sister's on Ficlets."

"She must have no life."

"Yeah, but she's a good writer."

by ChittyChittyDeathBang November 23, 2007

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fillet knife

Ones meaty tool that is used for filleting pussy.

Dave. "How did you get on with that bird you picked up Kev? Did u give her a good filleting"

Kev "Yeah I boned her with my fillet knife 4 hours solid!"

by nutman17 May 25, 2007

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Fillet o fish was a dish originally created by Jesus for the catholics to eat on a Friday in order to flog the left over fish caught by Jesus’s follerwers. It was widely recognised as another scam created by Jesus and his followers in order to sell dodgy products to the masses.

Fillet-o-fish. Ere Jesus mate you got any more of them dodgy fishy o fillets please bah?

by PappaD May 9, 2018

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Houston Fillet

This dish is always served rare.

The entree is when a man eats out a woman on her period. Common side dishes include:

Coleslaw, when the man gets a hand job, jizzes onto a head of cabbage feeds it to his girl.

Baked Beans, when a dude is nailing his girl doggy-style, he pushes her back down into a bowl shape and takes that type of dump that usually fills up the toilet with pebbles resembling the tooty legume.

Texas Toast, when a man brands both of his partner's ass cheeks and proceeds to tickle her chocolate starfish with his pole.

Nikhil: "Aw man, I'm really hungry for some Houston Fillet."
Neil: "Good choice, what sides are you thinking of?"
Nikhil: "I was going to go with Baked Beans and Texas Toast."
Neil: "Nah, you should go with the coleslaw instead of the Baked Beans."
Nikhil: "Sounds delicious!"

by Conor Kearns May 5, 2011

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