Fidlent

Cross between X-Factor, Idols and Britain's got Talent A Fidlent is a person that is in these shows (or any other talent-show) but has no clue that he/she is a talentless wanker.

Or

A person that thinks he/she can sing but has no talent WHAT SO EVER.

'OMG that's such a Fidlent, I see her every season winking at Simon Cowell besause she sings like his ass so she might have tought better kiss it as well."

"That's such a Fidlent not even that pub would want her singing to the bar itself."

by Saphii November 4, 2009

Fidlem bens

Slang term for counterfeiting $100 bills

Billy's gone up the river,they caught him for fidlem bens.....For what?....You know,making 100's.

by Fidlem Bennie January 4, 2014

Fidelity Porn

Guys who are so into their investments portfolios that they have to wake up at looking at it....look at it couple times a day...and look at it right before they go to bed.

Babe, seriously, we're watching a movie and I know you're checking your Fidelity Porn again.

by oklahomandrea December 7, 2016

Fideen

Barrell chested sky Gods (smokejumpers) jump out of the sky at fideen-hundred feet. Fideen rolls off the tongue better than fifteen. Fideen is less likely to be confused with fifty and is widely used in the barell chested sky God (i.e smokejumpers) community.

It's always fideen.

by Bokchoypanini September 12, 2019

liam figel

Big Dick ginger who fucks anyone and is addicted to adderol

Liam Figel fucked my dog

by Ball slurper November 23, 2021

fidelium

a real savage mad cunt who wouldn't think twice about launching gatling armcannon attacks if it stood between himself and even the slightest amount of LULZ.

fidelium: GIVE ME THE LULZ
gay cunts: let me finish eating my push pop ...
fidelium: ROBOCOP ATTACK (gay cunts die at this point in the example)

by teller of simple truths February 26, 2008

figger

a Filipino who acts just like a black person from the ghetto...but has a filipino accent, which makes it worse

my school is filled with figgers...

by figger June 19, 2005