Felipe's pussy

The driest place on the Earth.

Felipe's pussy is so dry, you can put your phone there if you drop it in the water.

by Mimikim December 16, 2023

Felipe

A person who is smart but also completely clueless at the same time about anything sexual. they also believe that fleshlights are made out of zombie skin.

Stop being such a Felipe you dipshit.

by SexDaddi69 February 16, 2022

Felipe

Very dumb person

Never right
Small dick
Thinks sophie is amazing

😘

“ my name is Felipe, I’m dumb and Sophie is amazing”

by Hejsgelsvisbwus November 21, 2021

Felipe

Felipe is destined to become a plumber. He is pedosexual. Felipe is a horrible name. Don’t name your child felipe please I beg you I suffer from the consequences. They are mostly lactose intolerant. And they smell like booty hole. If your name is felipe you should move to Alabama to talk about our curse together as a family. ;)

“Call felipe the plumber please”

by Send nudes mr Luke April 1, 2019

Felipe rozas

He is the most attractive man in this world. He is very happy and loves music and dancing, with him you will not have any hardships. Although he has an imposing personality he is the sweetest person there is, mentioning sweets, he always wants to eat, and is the reason why he is always restless.

Felipe rozas is the person you could spend your whole life with;)

by lagarzablanca November 23, 2021

felipe

If you meet someone named Felipe, get them help. He is addicted to chicken. Eating chicken every single day.

"Hey whos thats?"
Oh, thats just felipe.
"whats he doing?"
oh he is eating chicken, he needs to go to rehab. he eats chicken on a daily basis.

by kodineboy July 22, 2024

what the felipe

a spin on what the flip

Person 1: "Dude did you hear abt Grace, Maddies, and Annas 3sum?"
Person 2: "What the felipe"

by AÑA !!!! May 15, 2024