Felt

A Underground Rap group composed of MURS and Atmosphere. They have composed two albums. Most of their songs relate to women and mainly trials and tribulations. They are one of the greatest groups in the underground rap game

Felt: A Tribute to Christina Ricci (2002)
Felt, Vol. 2: A Tribute to Lisa Bonet (2005)

"You can't fuck with the Felt flow!
All the shit that you talking, don't help you grow."

-Gangsta Ass Anthony (Felt, Vol. 2: A tribute to Lisa Bonet)

by SoooFly March 4, 2008

Tom Felton

A blond British bombshell .
Hes really the HOTTEST man alive (;

He also played Draco Malfoy in the famous Harry Potter movies :D

He plays soccer and sings as well, (you can find him on youtube feltbeats ;D)

example
* a conversation between me and a fried*

friend: mmmmm tom felton so yummmy

me: hes mine hes so mine

by wogan_123 February 25, 2011

feltching

"When a man fucks you up the butt without a rubber. He shoots his load, and then plants his mouth on your anus and sucks out his own warm sperm, plus whatever lubricant and feces are present. That's fletching. It may or may not, include kissing you to pass the sperm and fecal matter into your mouth." -Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk

"Feltching makes me want to puke."

by Steven August 10, 2004

felatio ratio

The amount of times one gets head during sex as opposed to the times one dosn't.

"We may have had a lot of sex lately but my felatio ratio has really dropped off!! I'm getting it 1 out of 7 times anymore!

by scatbrat April 16, 2009

felatche mignon

a term used when a guy has received good oral sex from a female

Carla gave me that felatche mignon

by ReDM April 9, 2010

Felt-tip poo

A turd that takes a lot of toilet paper to wipe away. The name derives from a felt-tip pen that always seems to have a little bit of ink left in it.

Man 1: Blimey, you took a long time in the toilet there, mate.

Man 2: Yes. It was a felt-tip poo and took half a bog-roll to wipe away.

by john1million March 1, 2014

Feltjob

The act of giving a puppet pleasure orally or or with your hands

Elmo is feeling horny, so he asks for a feltjob.

by MagicMemesLLC September 1, 2020