Fecal Friday

When you save up a few days worth of shit for a mighty Friday send-off.

Person 1: Hey, just checking if you’re doing alright health wise? I’ve noticed that you haven’t been as regular on your bathroom trips this week.
Person 2: oh, don’t worry about me, just saving up for a Fecal Friday.

by Snaguage November 10, 2021

Fecal Hysteria

A type of anxiety immediately relieved with a deep, steamy bowel movement. You can literally feel the anxiety drop out of you with each sphincteral contraction, as the source of your hysterics (i.e.: The Bowel) slides right on out of your neurotic vessel. Full relief is usually felt when washing hands, when the classic "light" feeling in your colon sets in.

"Oh, man, I felt so on edge just a few minutes ago! I ran to the bathroom, let a log roll off the truck, and WHAM-MO!!! My fecal hysteria is all but forgotten."

"Oh, yeah, I LOVE that feeling. Instant relief. I love functioning colons."

by LexiSays December 2, 2011

Fecal Soup

Feces that's so runny it resembles a nice steamy bowl of soup in your toilet.

Just brewing up some Fecal Soup

by Scrotymcboogerballsthereturn July 9, 2011

Fecal Rage

This is the anger you feel upon stepping out from a shower or bath and discovering you need to have a bowel movement. You go from feeling freshly clean to feeling like you have a dirty ass.

As Brian stepped out of the shower a feeling in his guts sent him into a fecal rage.

by Captain Clean August 6, 2011

fecal delivery

When a crazy person, often a female celebrity, purposely or while under the influence of substances, defecates in another crazy person or celebrity’s bed; often used as a legal term to avoid saying “shit the bed” in a court of law; a suitable medical term synonym for “bowel movement” if you want to get your doctor to laugh.

Johnny said, “Your honor, I woke up and discovered that Amber left yet another fecal delivery in my bed! It was definitely not from the dog, trust me, I know a dog pile when I see one!”

by PBR Defined This, Yer Welcome! April 27, 2022

fecal fairy

a person who leaves fecal matter behind where it shouldnt be

gramps had a visit from the fecal fairy.

by Tenacious P & Swamp Ass January 8, 2005

Fecal Reimbursement

The act of defacating on another being after they have recently passed stool in an attempt to restore or "reimburse them."

"After that big shit i took i was dying toget some Fecal Reimbursement"

by Tai Mai shoo December 21, 2008