very special features

When you take your dick, put it in a DVD, and fap with it.

Jared: Hey man have you seen my Alien VS. Predator DVD?
Aaron: Oh yeah, about that, I used it for my very special features.
Jared: Goddammit!

by Agent_D13 April 15, 2014

Double platinum with no features

When j cole stans remind you that 2014 forest hill drive went double platinum with no features to make j cole look better.

Person 1: Kendrick is better then cole, period
J cole stan: But j cole went double platinum with no features
Everyone: stfu

by STL446 June 12, 2023

A dead end feature

When a movie ends with a goal never being achieved. Or it’s not known if a goal was ever achieved.

That movie was such a dead end feature. I can’t believe I even watched that.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

science fiction double feature

a song that lips like to sing

science fiction double feature, dr. x will build a creature!

by sid mullendore March 19, 2009

Jack-off double feature

When you masturbate two times in a row.

"I masturbated, and just after i finished cumming, I masturbated again. It was a jack-off double feature."

by Gaste Archibald Wozniak, Jr. April 19, 2015

Irish Double Feature

At the movie theater, you pay for one movie, but stay for two.

I paid to see The Dark Knight and then decided to make it an Irish Double Feature, so I stayed in the theater to watch Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

by T. Johnny West December 9, 2008

Group featuring old people.

This group is made up of 4 ridiculous teens that believe they are are related in odd ways.

But there is many more things that might make people worry for these teens.

This Group featuring old people. is quite odd.

by That one weirdo November 26, 2019