Skip to main content

fecal feast 

to eat shit, tell someone to eat shit
Phil told his boss to have a fecal feast.
fecal feast by pappapitt December 25, 2006

Fancy Feast Surprise

When a man sticks his massive penis in wet cat food and lets his cat eat off of his dick.
"I gave my cat a Fancy Feast Surprise this morning. Overall a memorable experience."

Alabama Feast 

After a corpse has been buried for a period of time that renders it soft, but not falling apart. You dig it up, and butcher it. Once prepared, you set about the task of having sex with each individual piece of the corpse. After you are finished sodomizing the butchered cadaver, you prepare it into various soul food dishes and serve to the family of the deceased. Enjoy!
I dug Ryan's body up yesterday, I'm inviting his family over for an Alabama Feast tomorrow.
Alabama Feast by takitakiboom October 21, 2010

high feast 

When you get high, and eat a feast.

Be aware, the munchies often cause people to cook some fucked up combinations of food and condiments.
I really wanna smoke two epic bowls and make a high feast!
high feast by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009

Wilderness Feast 

A partaking in all things man, with male friends (aka "Bros"). Wilderness feast must take place in a forest or woods of some type in which the "bros" proceed to hunt and live off the land. All that is taken to wilderness feast is hunting equipment, sleeping gear, and your manhood. Games are included in Wilderness Feast such as Javelin throw, tree shimmying, archery contests, and general feats of masculinity. One essentially lives, eats, and shits like the ancients. Points are also awarded to those displaying ungodly amounts of man in compensation for prized "bro titles". (Ex. Most small game slain=Bushwacker). One goes into Wilderness feast a man and comes out Les Stroud.
-Bro! I just landed like 50 fish at Wilderness Feast, I'll get "Master Baiter" for sure!
Wilderness Feast by Mr wolfen November 6, 2011