fat facing

When you have a phone with a keypad up to your face and accidentally hit some of the keys.

"I tried getting transferred to tech support, but I ended up fat facing the call and was transferred to sales."

by dhenning July 8, 2009

Fanny Famine

When one has not had sexual relations with a woman for a long time.

Daniel: Get any girls last weekend?

Frazer: NO, been part of a serious Fanny Famine recently.

by Deky December 28, 2010

Pussy Famine

A period of time where there is a lack or non-existence of vagina in a man's life.

Arnold: Have you seen the state of Warren recently?
Tarquin: Yeah, no wonder he's going through a pussy famine.

by shagutter November 7, 2014

Con-facing

Active facial expressions that mask your true intentions.

Con-facing-Using your facial expressions to steer the external world away from your true intentions

by Jktofunny November 19, 2022

Faking jacks

Frontin’ saying you did something you didn't do.

Lying.

Man 1: I robbed this man last week
Man2: Nahh you faking jacks

Man 3 : Yeah aight you lying

by FreeAhkil June 9, 2019

Fading

Fading v.

When you are losing energy, or are getting worn out like an old tshirt. Taken more literally, it can mean losing color or fainting.

With an offense like that, no wonder our players are fading fast.

by Kermitt June 9, 2019

Lol Smiley Facing

Verb: To constantly flirt, and or send sexual messages through texting.

Guy 1: Yo, why is she over there giggling like that?

Guy 2: She's "Lol smiley Facing" with Joe...

by D.O.Tin October 10, 2009