pan fatality

to decapitate someone with the edge of a frying pan

scorpion: pan fatality subzero: yes

by VVVVVVVVVVVVFFFFFFFFFFFFFF August 4, 2020

Newton's Fatal

When you are double penetrating with your best mate, and your balls collide with one another, like a Newton's Cradle.

Instead of demonstrating the conservation of momentum and the conservation of energy, the collision of the two hairy ball bags sets off a catastrophic reaction, in turn causes the receiving party of said penetration to inflate like a blow up doll. This is due to the uncontrollable amount of semen created by the Newton's fatal.

If you are unable to visualise the inflated party in this scenario, it's fairly similar to when Violet Beauregarde turns into a Giant Blueberry. Although, the mass of the seminal fluid will ground the person in question, preventing them from floating up into the atmosphere

Melanie won't be in work today, she's suffered a Newton's Fatal.

by JBunnie February 16, 2022

fatability

The probability that a perfectly fuckable hottie will turn into a donut munching fat ass.

Erica's smokin' hot but you better hit that now cause she's got serious fatability.

by tditty January 20, 2009

Fagag

A fake gag. As in, when a man has a small penis and his lover wants to make him feel better about it, she or he fagags on it when giving him a blowjob.

Sally: "How's your new boyfriend?"
Suzy: "He is really cute, but he is sensitive about the size of his penis. I totally had to give him a fagag when I went down on him last night!"

by Countrydoc October 8, 2013

Fatality

Also known as "finishing moves," involve the act of ensuring that you''re one night stand remains just that, a one night stand. This can be anything from shoving her of the bed upon ejaculation, and yelling a mortal combat reference, to the well known strawberry shortcake, bull riding, or angry dolphin

1. Dude I used a new fatality last night, Upon finishing I cried and told her "i never thought my first time would be this beautiful" shes never calling again

2. "I hope she never calls me again"

"Just use the bull rider, that fatality works everytime

by Unmannedshit May 20, 2014

Farage

The mistaken belief that something one believes is a fact.

The dimwit genuinely faraged that the earth is flat and the Apollo 14 was a ladder.

by Bob Mercer March 28, 2018

fatal

Used to describe a relationship or former relationship in which one of the parties acts as if they have a "fatal attraction" towards the other. Also used when someone in a relationship is seemingly too concerned with the other.

A bee, quit acting all fatal about your ex-lady; who gives a fuck what she's doing know.

I love that her to death...I think I'm getting fatal.

by Don Maccey August 25, 2006