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Masturbation Arm

Disproportionate muscle growth in the arm used in masturbation, resulting in an "imbalance" of arm size.

Can be cured by using the weaker arm instead.
"Dude, check out my bicep! It's huge!"
"That's because you jerk with that one. Let's see the other one."

"I can lift a sofa with my masturbation arm. The other's just weak."
by funtakmonster February 20, 2012
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Masturbation

Mass murder of millions of tiny defenseless sperm.
If hitler was into masturbation instead of murder all the millions of deaths would not upset the world.
by Michael............... April 19, 2006
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Masturbationship

A friendship that is based on masturbation. The two friends talk about masturbation and frequently masturbate while talking to each other.
Person 1: Have you heard about Joe and Anna's masturbationship?

Person 2: What's that?

Person 1: They total wank over each other and talk about wanking and stuff.
by LovesickGoat July 29, 2011
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architectural masturbation

When a design professional produces a design that incites a "gasm," resulting in the enthusiastic exclamation of "Ah..." or a simliar sound.
Sergio practiced architectural masturbation when he designed a Gothic Cathedral and excalimed: "Mon-a-mii!!!"
by B.R.K.D January 1, 2008
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Masturbation

The way of a male or female touching them selves to pleasure their genetals,girls stick their ring up their hole in the vagina all the way up until they can't go father,guys stroke their penise up and down to make their sperm( cum) come out of the whole on top
Masturbation make me feel pleasured
by Lilly_leminsof March 31, 2017
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Mental masturbation

the act of engaging in intelligent and interesting conversation purely for the enjoyment of your own greatness and individuality. Subjects range from obscure lp's to cultural movements in preindustrial societies. Either delivered through grand monlogues or subtle conversation orientation, it links large words and random references resulting in nothing acually being communicated.
Though the influence of Ric Okasisk was quite evident within Weezer's blue album, rivers coumo domination of the lyrical form seem quite evident in Pinkerton
by Robert finkle February 19, 2005
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Radarmode Masturbation

When you masturbate at your computer, wearing headphones, with one ear exposed so you can detect any sounds around you as well.
Whoa, that was close, Dad almost caught me jacking off! I'm going to try radarmode masturbation so I can hear when he's coming into my room.
by ssl_america July 29, 2011
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