Fankled

Where one is sexually encountered in the rear by an amputee

Dave - What did you do at the weekend?
Me - I took a girl home on Saturday night.

Dave - Tell me more
Me - Well, things got spicy in the bedroom and next thing i know, she was fucking me in the ass with her ankle!"
Dave - What!!!!!!
Me - Yeah, she was an amputee and her foot was missing!
Dave - And she stuck it in your ass?
Me - Yeah mate, you ain't lived until you've been FANKLED!

by Inhervibrator 30 May 7, 2019

farked up

More polite way of saying something is "fucked up". Origin most likely from the website FARK.com

Man, this is really farked up!

by Kremit March 28, 2003

farkleberry

This is the cousin of the dingleberry , this happens after masturbation. It is when a globule of your jizz gets onto your cock bush and you forget about it. Later, it dries up into a ball and can go unnoticed for a while, unless you take a shower.

Zakk: Dude, at camp, I rubbed off some knuckle children and got a nasty farkleberry.

Henry: ohh god, don't you guys only have showers, like, once a week?

Zakk: Yeah it was disgusting.

by slutbaby January 26, 2011

Fankles

Someone who has fat ankles, no definition between the calf and the foot.

Rosie O'Donnell enjoys probing with her fankles.

by dick fitswell August 22, 2003

Farkasm

Far-kasm fahr-kaz-uh m - n.

1. harsh or bitter derision on Fark.com
2. sharply ironical taunt on Fark.com

The general tone of replies to linked articles or posted comments on Fark.com

Why are you so angry? My reply was total Farkasm. Nothing to get panties bunched over.

by spidersparlor April 17, 2009

Skutt Farkas

A really unattractive person characterised by red hair and pale skin.

I believe that she is dating that scutt farkus.

by Ichero Tomioka November 7, 2003

farakh

the hottest lookin man 2 walk the planet. This species is very rare & one of a kind. To find the exact opposite of him please look up Abid or Obaid

diamond, star, cheetah

by is gorgeous September 10, 2005