Farm Songs

Country Music

Young daughter: Hey dad, why are we listening to farm songs?

Dad: Well, I guess someone left the radio on the country music station sweetie. I'll change it.

by iphonedaily June 15, 2009

Farm to Market

A small road less traveled, usually in the country. Normally referred to as FM such as a 911 address of 115 FM 2558.

FM = Farm to Market

by Bigred78 May 30, 2009

Farm asshole

You live on a farm and your ass hole looks like a pigs and a horses ass hole combined and there is hay stickin out its ass when it bends over and there's a donkey face on the ass hole

Hey does he have a farm asshole it sure looks like it and I see the hay

by Dshshgs September 7, 2016

farm truck

not tyler’s rusted out, beat up, ugly, mass produced, nothing nice about it chevy truck.

Tyler’s truck is not a farm truck

by not.a.farmtruck February 19, 2019

farm fucks

BTW- I did not mean to suggest that black people use drugs, that was a poorly executed statement.

o.o.o.o.o.o..o.o.o.o. YAY

by zoey April 11, 2004

farm boy

farm boy is some one who lives on a farm and breeds chickens for a bit of money

farm boy :hey daniel can we go on the trampoline

or

farm boy: hey can i have that shed to store me chickens in it?

by specane May 9, 2006

Farm Team

When an older person subtly flirts with an underage member of the opposite sex to keep he/she interested until the underage person is of age and ready to play in the big leagues.

Example 1:
Rick: "Dude, how did you hook up with John's little sister? She was jail bait two days ago!"

Greyson: "Had her on the farm team for 3 years"

Example 2:
Ted: "Man, why is that fat girl on your farm team?"

Barney: "She just joined the volleyball team, in 4 years she'll probably be skinny"

by Husker56 October 21, 2011