Jerk-off Fasting

Also referred to as "Jerk-off Diet", A technique used by men where you do not jerk-off for 3 or more days straight to obtain the most pleasure possible for when you finally do jerk-off after your fasting.

Brian: "Dude, i don't get pleasure from jerking off anymore."

Gary: "Do the Jerk-off fasting!"

Brian: "Good idea!"

by Black Foot July 9, 2010

Free-farting

Passing gas with blatant disregard for one's surroundings, environment or company. Free-farting is so natural that often the subject isn't even aware of doing so.

I had no idea I had been free-farting until I realized that the whole classroom was looking at me in disgust. freefartingfartembarrass

by team analplug October 27, 2015

farting around

wasting time. doing what you ought not be doing.

Dad: What is all this "farting around?" I asked you to rake the leaves 4 hours ago!
Kids: Sorry, we had to finish our Playstation 2 game!

by Genius October 28, 2003

fancing

spastic dancing you do with your blonde lover in your spare time

"Wow, Look at Ryan fancing with Sydney"

by Ryyyyan January 4, 2008

Farting

1). The act of letting gas out through your butt crack

2). You probably did this as a child to get your parents to leave your room

3). It is very annoying when other people do it.

4). A superweapon of stinkiness when combined with ingested beans and hot chicken wings, because you can easily choke someone with the smell.

Girl: Ewww! You're farting! That's disgusting!
Boy: I need to let my gas out after eating all those beans.
Girl: *vomits

by TROLLKING9001 June 4, 2020

Fattingham

a morbidly obese female that refuses to acknoweldge her weight issue.

"dude, she''s such a fattingham, tell her to cover that stuff up!"

by Oh_the_irony December 10, 2009

Fancing

To physically combine dancing and farting

I cant believe she farted as she twirled and called it fancing.

"Yes she just fanced"

by toiletseatgoesdown January 30, 2015