Apple Fanboy

1. A person who believes in almost anything that apple says and gives into it's marketing strategy. 2. A prime target for apple marketers to impose their superfluously costing products to. 3. A person who honestly believes that Windows XP or Vista is Archaic, Inferior, Does Not Work, or just plain ripped off ideas from the Mac OS. 4. One who waits in line for days in some instances, for Apple keynote speeches. 5. One who believes adding an "i" prefix to anything is automatically superior to anything that does not have an "i" in front of it.

Most apple fanboys will possess three or more of the following:

1. iPod
2. iPhone
3. Macbook
4. iMac
5. Mac Pro
6. 3 or more Apple Connector Cables
7. A membership at Macheist.com

by audiomind5 January 14, 2009

Linux Fanboy

A guy who thinks Linux is the best when all operating systems would play out in any situation.

Windows user: Hi-
Linux fanboy: Why the hell are you not using Linux??? It is the best you absolute moron!
Windows user: Because I prefer Windows-
Linux fanboy: Well did you know linux is getting more and more support??? Did you know your beloved microsoft even made a UNIX distro in the 80s??

Windows user: (Windows user has left the chat)

by tech man February 2, 2021

COD Fanboy

All those little kids that spend their entire life and money on the Call Of Duty franchise. This individual:

1. Thinks that the only "kick-ass" game is Cod.
2. Is usually a fat potty-mouthed socially depressed kid and has fat parents who don't give a shit about his child's health and therefore let him play videogames all the time to keep him away from their lives while feeding him fast food from Mc. Donalds.
3. Thinks that he can go to the army and eventually kick everyone's ass without any kind of training.
4. Believes of himself as the best because of his kill/death ratio, or his high multiplayer rank.
5. Is doomed to live the rest of his life as a dungeon troll.

COD Fanboy's logic:

Maybe if I insult everyone, people will start thinking that I am a badass. "MOM BRING ME SOME HOT CHOCOLATE IM HUNGRY YOU BITCH!"

Everyone in the lobby:
*watch out we've got a badass over here*

by TadGaming October 27, 2012

AMD fanboy

An absolute idiot who thinks AMD is superior in every single way than Intel and Nvidia and don't know about other platforms advantages. They are one of the worst fanboys ever discovered and they are about 12-16 years old (most of them).
NOTE : Not all AMD users are fanboys. Someone can like AMD for their products and not being a fanboy.

Intel user : Hey, look at my brand new i9-7980XE!
Butthurt AMD fanboy : YOUR CPU SUCKS, NOOB. I HAVE A THREADRIPPER AND IT'S WAY BETTER THAN YOUR OVERPRICED PIECE OF SHIT!
Intel user : Bro, I purchased this CPU with my own money, you just begged a Threadripper from your parents.
Butthurt AMD fanboy : YOU THROWN YOUR MONEY AT THE GARBAGE, ANYWAYS! INTEL IS FOR GAYS!
Rational AMD user : Dude, if he wanted to purchase this CPU, is his decision!
Butthurt AMD fanboy : THIS IS NOT A CPU! IT'S AN OVERPRICED PIECE OF SHIT! AMD MASTER RACE!!!

by Tech Enthusiast June 25, 2019

microshit fanboy

Someone who is obsessed with Windows 10, other versions of Windows, or other Microsoft products.

Person 1: *Rants in his Zoom call on how Windows 10 is the best*
Person 2: Shut the fuck up, microshit fanboy. Stop the fucking rant.

by sd8322 June 4, 2021

battlefield fanboy

A little kid or teenager who used to be a cod fanboy then became a bf fanboy after playing bfbc2 or bf3. They are the most annoying people you can find, much worse than cod and halo fanboys.

battlefield fanboy: C0D Sucks BFs d1ck Cod is da same sh1t 3v3ry y3@r BF r@p3s C0Ds @$$ 3v3ryone wh0 plays C0d is g@y
neutral player: Come man, cod is not that bad. Actually i like and play both of them.
Bf fanboy: Y0u s@y th@t cuz you suck at BF k1dd0!!!111 BF is for r3al man!!!11
neutral player: (facepalm)

by Captain ESS October 5, 2013

Minecraft fanboy

An guy which rages over minecraft and spams in versus videos that minecraft is better.

(In crappy versus videos)

Normal Guy : Stop the fight you dumb fanboys, this is annoying.

Minecraft fanboy : NAAH LOL MINECRAFT IS AWESUM IT HAS RANDOMLY GENERATED TERRAIN AND ALOT OF MATURE ADULTS AND FACTIONS AND ALOT OF CRAP THHAHAHHTROLL

ITS BETTER THAN ROBLOX AND BLOCKLAND AND OMGTROLOLOLOL

by Startde1245 June 26, 2012